ShatBax Bar Report fi Sattideh Nite

[Peasie]

Selecta Emparah DahJah play nuff chune and didn't preach too much tonight Many of the regulars got Stormney well jrunk before coming to the bar. As proprietor of di bar, all I know is dat Stawmny was unusually generous tonight an pay di covah charge fi all a dem

As is usual when chune a buss, Stawmz is di fus pan di dance floor a show har thong TurkleDude had CB puss pan him lap an a jrink same way. RichD-Charley-Ting was a chreesome but CeaBee soon put a stop to that Den Tanya wid har usual diva self come een di bar an gwaan bad bad *shaking mi head* trying to get free jrink as usual

But di big BIG news tonite is dat Twiny, yes mi seh Twiny, puddung one piece a wine dat even Tanya an Stawmz stop an

Wahalla, yuh tink mi nevah see yuh sneak in wid yuh warm bakkle of stout?

DahJah hail up all a wi. Till nex time

[diabolical_Tanya]

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TwolefffootTwiny soon come bax yu down

[Stormmey]

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Peasie

I was juss as surprised as yu wen Twiny start pon wone piece a shining whining inna Peasie bar. Yes a chrue Peasie emperah was on top form lass nite wid di music

Hey Missa tdude!! nex time leff iiee blastid puss outside luk hummuch female did inna iiee bar an yu hav iiee pus pon yu lap cho

neway chreetutty an me juss reach home so gawn peruse iiee boawd likkle more den heet di sheets. Lawd me sey mi feel like fling some wata pon dis man, wey mek a 25 yr ole man snore so

[missus_vegas]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

But di big BIG news tonite is dat Twiny, yes mi seh Twiny, puddung one piece a wine dat even Tanya an Stawmz stop an

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seh wah.....church sista Twiny? mi ago tell pawson

[turtledude]

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...an y'all told mi &quot;what goes on in the bar, stays in the bar&quot;. cho!

[twiney]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...an y'all told mi &quot;what goes on in the bar, stays in the bar&quot;. cho! </div></div>

Mi sure say peasie said so ... plus mek mi adjust mi halo all decent citizens of boardlane know that anything u say bout me is propaganda.

[turtledude]

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Twiny...MI know u wan good person. Iz dem multi tasker Peasie.

[missus_vegas]

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well all who were here can agree that it was quite flavorful.

to begin the nite. Stormmy tek big boast jump go tek out blaze roast outa di freezah and fling di frozen roast inn har oven...i guess tomorrow we will hear di good news wedda is a boy or girl

tanya she went overboard wid the garlic and now as we speak she a run up har phone bill. i am taking up a collection fi help har pay for it...cyan leave a sister cut off from the world like dat.

twiny as always was quite the angel:

and we had an unexpected guess...ROOTS. every body please send a friendly PM to let her know how much we appreciated her company and invite her back again...next time though dont mek she sit next to peasie....she complained to me when she was leaving that peasie made here feel uncomfortable...something about her virgin ears/eyes.

And lest we forget...CB was also here. she never really participate much. as usual she galang like fi har hand jine church. all she did intested in was fi keep on evalastingly a peep inna stawmmy kitchen. is a good ting wats his name was sleeping else she mite a see wah she noffi see.

and i tink dat summarizes the sunday eveling SB happenings

would anyone else like to add nething?


PS i didnt forget the infamous gungo pease but i rather not comment on her guava jelly experiments. all i know is a good ting ants no deh a farrin

[diabolical_Tanya]

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mi have whole heap a apple pear cranberry crumble leff fi who want some

[turtledude]

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mi pleez an tankyu.

[twiney]

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unno mek mi laff till mi cry

[Peasie]

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I am only now reading Vegas' account. In my office. On a Monday morning. Men in white coats may be here shortly.