HEREEEE HEEREEE! You are all hereby summons

[Magician]

Re: HEREEEE HEEREEE! You are all hereby summons

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">** mek mi check mi inventory - pencil, pinda cake, Digiflex sim cawd, paradise plum, GasEx, Gripe water, Tiger Balm, bootleg DVD, Obama cap, hair extension, icy mint, air freshener, smelling salts, <span style="text-decoration: line-through">wray &amp; nephew overproof</span> jancrow batty, sky juice, magazine, han towel ... what else? ** </div></div>

What a way yuh a progressive iggla! Rum shawt an Obama cap sell off!

[Wendy]

List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

This is Court Case # VIII for <span style="font-weight: bold">Monday December 7th.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">COURT STARTS AT 9AM EST </span>

<ul style="list-style-type: disc">[*]<span style="font-weight: bold">Judge</span> – <span style="color: #006600">Magxx</span>[*]<span style="font-weight: bold">Prosecutor</span> – <span style="color: #006600">Turtledude </span>[*]<span style="font-weight: bold">Defense Lawyer</span>- <span style="color: #006600">Gen </span>[*]<span style="font-weight: bold">Defendant</span> - <span style="color: #006600"> blakkgiant </span>[*]<span style="font-weight: bold">Translator of BLuSpeak</span> - <span style="color: #006600">Skelly</span>[/list]
The supspect will be facing <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">three</span></span> chrages:

1. The murder of a very prestigious Jamaican patwa dialect
2. The fraudulent attempt of passing off Pig Latin as authentic patwa
3. The predatory stalking of a married lesbian who we will call &quot;Tanya&quot;

<span style="color: #3333FF">Possible Sentence: 2 day Jail Sentence from Boardlane??</span>.

Here are a few notes:

<ul style="list-style-type: disc">[*] Lawyers or Judge can open up the threads and ensure it is clear where participants need to testify, using titles like COURTHOUSE FOR THE DEFENSE etc ..[*] Those not listed can participate.. Pick a side and testify. The original names posted is just to ensure balance. You can also serve as jurors.[*]Jury (Voting) box will open in Coodeh (time to be announced) or pick a side and testify.[*] Find out which side you are on and you have the whole weekend to gather up <span style="text-decoration: line-through">lies </span>evidence[*]Witnesses do not have to respond.. just know that you are summoned for court and if you show up - good and if not, maybe next time [*]Hopefully Monday is good for most people. The lists of participants are posted below[/list]

[Wendy]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

Witnesses FOR the <span style="font-weight: bold">Defense</span> who will try to prove <span style="font-weight: bold">INNOCENCE</span>!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Blackstar </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Marilyn </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Nylah </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Twiney </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Kia</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Derek</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">MGee </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Mrs_Ahmidis </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">CeaBee</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Queen_of_d_APM </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> DahjahPart2 </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> JKid </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Ms Exced </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Diamond Dave</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Compry </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> evanovitch </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Remo </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Pepper</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> QK </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Laurel</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Jah_yout </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Andrewnaqi</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Bizi</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Stormmey1</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> ROOTS</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> WiseJamaican</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Goldilocks</span>

[Wendy]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

Witnesses FOR the <span style="font-weight: bold">Prosecution</span> who will try to prove <span style="font-weight: bold">GUILT</span>!

<span style="font-weight: bold"> ILP </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Yuri </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> f0rTyLeGz </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">SueSumba</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Shebada </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">MisusVegas </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Nanook </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Seveen </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">RichD </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">loops </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Natral </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> SistahD </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> J_RockTodd </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Peasie </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> FrenchTickla </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Sweetssop</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Ms Exced </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Boopie2</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Curmudgeon_ Milo </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> SistaCtry </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Seemiyah </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Bink </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> monk </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Fawncie</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Bandanna </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Humano </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Jaded </span>

[Tropicana]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

I will also be a witness for the defense. I hope that THIS judge less biased than Judge Portmore. She never even called any witnesses and ruled against me but I won on appeal.

[mountaingal]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

i am biased against the defendant and am unsuitable as a witness for his defence in this case, wedda im innocent or guilty.

please to recuse mi.

[Magician]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I hope that THIS judge less biased than Judge Portmore.</div></div>

J U S T I E

Shall Prevail!

[Tropicana]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

I rest my case.

[Emperah]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendy_CourtKlerk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Witnesses FOR the <span style="font-weight: bold">Defense</span> who will try to prove <span style="font-weight: bold">INNOCENCE</span>!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Blackstar </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Marilyn </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Nylah </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Twiney </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Kia</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Derek</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">MGee </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Mrs_Ahmidis </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">CeaBee</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Queen_of_d_APM </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> DahjahPart2 </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> JKid </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Ms Exced </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Diamond Dave</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Compry </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> evanovitch </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Remo </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Pepper</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> QK </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Laurel</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Jah_yout </span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Andrewnaqi</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Bizi</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Stormmey1</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> ROOTS</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> WiseJamaican</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Goldilocks</span>
</div></div>

Is wah day dis a guh hapm?
I think ahmmm, well which eva day mi have a finnerall fi rch dat day suh mi won't bi able fi rch.
MI is very sarry.

[Stormmey]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons



you have me dung as a<span style="text-decoration: line-through"> wikidniss</span> a mean witness to prove the defendant innocent yu mussi mad dat man GUILTY a tell yu him GUILTY. I have observed heem carrying on on boardlane and heem trangressions of the following. So me is not a good witness feem innoncence of the following:

1. The murder of a very prestigious Jamaican patwa dialect
2. The fraudulent attempt of passing off Pig Latin as authentic patwa
<span style="font-weight: bold">3. The predatory stalking of a married lesbian who we will call &quot;Tanya</span>&quot;

especially the tird wone a tink heem have a ting for har

[turtledude]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

you have me dung as a<span style="text-decoration: line-through"> wikidniss</span> a mean witness to prove the defendant innocent yu mussi mad dat man GUILTY a tell yu him GUILTY. I have observed heem carrying on on boardlane and heem trangressions of the following. So me is not a good witness feem innoncence of the following:

1. The murder of a very prestigious Jamaican patwa dialect
2. The fraudulent attempt of passing off Pig Latin as authentic patwa
3. The predatory stalking of a married lesbian who we will call &quot;Tanya&quot;

especially the tird wone a tink heem have a ting for har </div></div>

Storrmey, you are hereby summoned hensefort and fortwit as one of the primary wiknesses fuh the PROSECUTION.

[Magician]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

Wah mek yuh cyaan straddle boat sides a de ile an testify fi defense and prosecution. That way yuh callec money from boat.

(Dis not hofficial advice, jus a good neighbour ting)

[Emperah]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vUWpovcGjQ0"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vUWpovcGjQ0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

[Magician]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons



A mi dat!

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: List of Wiknesses HEREE! You are all hereby summons

uh ur honor u are being summoned by the prosecution