Things you DO NOT miss in Jamaica

[julie*mango]

Re: Things you DO NOT miss in Jamaica

but yu nuh have di heat fi amplify it

[Peasie]

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traffic
traffic accident
burglar bars

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The fly dem that come een like dem woulda arm wrestle u fi u dinner </div></div>

BOAL What up with that? Dem dey fly yuh couden shoosh a tall


Doan miss di loose daag dem wey use to rush yuh when yuh paas dem gate.

Mi fraid a daag bad soh dat wan mi really noh miss a tall

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">traffic
traffic accident</span>
burglar bars
</div></div>

Peasie ..part yuh live now where dere is no traffic and no accident

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dose blood sucking masquita dem a country.. </div></div>

Funny is the kingston maskitos mi feel seh a de wus

<span style="font-style: italic">vapemat and coil dung de servers in case dem want fly go de mainland parish </span>


de 40leg dem

de insects, de bugs
de mowly arm people whe skells seh.. especially from a country whe people love fi seh how dem bathe affen

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">traffic
traffic accident</span>
burglar bars
</div></div>

Peasie ..part yuh live now where dere is no traffic and no accident </div></div>

eeh hee. an di ol spatted maskitta dem fallah mi clear ovah yahso

[Yvonne N.]

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...duppy story
rolling calf tales
<span style="font-style: italic">blackhawt man</span> stories
people chasing mystery coffin on wheels
tea-leaf readers...

[FrenchTickla]

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dead dawg

tell mi seh oonu nuh memba dat stench as u drive pass di victim weh been baking inna di heat fi days till dem belly pop


police a step outta bush weh dem set up dem sting fi ketch u a speed pon marcus garvey drive

portmore causeway traffic

heat pon di concrete roof a bake u inna di house day and night


hurricane season to rhatid and di earthquake dem too

[missus_vegas]

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the long long long line ups in banks ...lawd if u want to go to bank u affi go deh before dem open i notice it no so bad now a days though but still longer wait than here.

the long long long wait at the doctors. jesus savior i dotn know why dem bother to give u appointments

pushing and fighting at taxi stand

waiting in di lang sun hat fi one taxi and wen one finally reach it too full...memba di days ppl use to drive inna di trunk of the deportee dem


oh god not to mention di lang wait inna wholesale...or supermarkit.

meat mawkit...u affi cuss and galang bad in deh before u get service

lawd mi love juicy beef to but di line....di line di line

i tink ja-cans are the most impatient ppl on dis planet but it seems we have di langest line ups

[Wendy]

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LOL .. Vegas a si a theme ina yuh poas.. Yuh deff. noh miss di lines


Mi noh miss di mad man dem wey a walk pan di street.
Fram wan a dem stab mi ina mi head (true ting) mi fraida mad man like how yuh si people fraida duppy

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL .. Vegas a si a theme ina yuh poas.. Yuh deff. noh miss di lines


Mi noh miss di mad man dem wey a walk pan di street.
Fram wan a dem stab mi ina mi head (true ting) mi fraida mad man like how yuh si people fraida duppy </div></div>

like di one weh ketch mi pan di island in di miggle a half way tree road and grab mi arm right on mi white uniform blouse an leff di big black dutty hand print an traffic haffie stop an people come out an run him fi mi lawd I shame an frighten soh till

[Wendy]

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Yeah man Tanya ..no joke.. dem use to come affa yuh an no telling what dem can do. Wan a dem chase mi bredda wid cutlass wan time him a come fram school. A guess dem really mad fi troots

[diabolical_Tanya]

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there was one in Ochi always a walk bout di place nekkid as di day shi bawn an DUTTTTTY. mercylawd di filt juss cake pan har. an yu know seh smaddy breed har mi noh know how dat coulda happen but sure nuff dere she was a walk a clocktowa nekkid as di day shi bawn a push dung di worl wid di big belly.

[DiamondDave]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mowly arm people</div></div>
what does this mean, please?

my guess is it has something to do with personal hygiene

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DiamondDave</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mowly arm people</div></div>
what does this mean, please?

my guess is it has something to do with personal hygiene </div></div>

the odour from the underarm of a person.. particularly in the afternoon after a days work