TULIP ..Come on Over!

[Tulip]

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Peasie. Thanks for the scoop. I'm going to file those boardite facts away for later use.

Since I want to try to maintain some behavior, I think it is proper to start drinking after 4 pm. I'll be there for complimentary one at 4:01.

[Wendy]

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Hi Tulip .. Sarry mi jus a come back .. Mi noh really on yah pan weekned so mi miss di whole dialogue

Well ILP beat mi to it ..yuh noh waan none a dem so call attorneys pan yah .. Anybady get represented by dem en a jail or madhouse

Anyhoo …Tulip I take it yuh noh have no prablems reading Patwa (<span style="font-weight: bold">PATOIS</span> fi big Head Peasie )

Don’t worry most Americans have that same reaction to Ackee. LOL! Calloo is one of my favorites too. Yuh cyan goh wrang wid some callaloo and some roast Bresse (breadfruit if you don’t know that term).

So are you engaged to a West Indian or American? <span style="color: #000099">Congrats BTW</span>!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Mi neva did a tink bout wonderful world beautiful people but I think it is fitting ((Compry))</div></div></div>

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Peasie. Thanks for the scoop. I'm going to file those boardite facts away for later use.

Since I want to try to maintain some behavior, I think it is proper to start drinking after 4 pm. I'll be there for complimentary one at 4:01.

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Numba 1 - Tulip please to noh falla dem bad breed peopel dey upa di rum bar. Fancy did nice an desent til shi tek up wid dem ... now har reputation noh soh capasectic

Oh an filing away boardlane facts is having a &quot;Spreadsheet&quot;. Memba dat fi yuh newbie test coming up

[LusciousJohnson]

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BOADWL
wah mi do Wendy
mi act right alla time

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So are you engaged to a West Indian or American? <span style="color: #000099">Congrats BTW</span>! </div></div>

Wendy, yuh tek up yuh watas earlier dan usual tideh

Yuh nuh read weh di ooman seh shi <span style="font-weight: bold">WAS</span> engaged?

[Peasie]

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My dearest Tulip,

As fi di one name Fancy, one eveling shi come eena di bar wid two mismatch shoes An when mi seh 'mismatch' mi mean one was platform an di addah was flip flop Dat wouldn't be so bad, ekcep Fancy go on wid one dallah wine in di miggle of di floor dat mek poor Miss Silent River buss out inna one gospel hymn and chrow dung two white rum

I remain,

Gungo B. Pease

[MsExced]

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But Peasie wha mek you a buss out the secret them so

[Wendy]

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BOAL ..Lawd mi si di &quot;was&quot; bout nena read it as &quot;no longer&quot; Sarry

Yuh si how yuh a chat di people dem business Peasie YUh jus a mek mi pint sey people fi tan far fram dat dey rum samfy bar

Unu noh have noh more question fi Tulip?

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My dearest Tulip,

As fi di one name Fancy, one eveling shi come eena di bar wid two mismatch shoes An when mi seh 'mismatch' mi mean one was platform an di addah was flip flop Dat wouldn't be so bad, ekcep Fancy go on wid one dallah wine in di miggle of di floor dat mek poor Miss Silent River buss out inna one gospel hymn and chrow dung two white rum

I remain,

Gungo B. Pease </div></div>

unu a go kill mi in yah tiddeh

between Wendy and Peasie mi gwine PUMS

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hi Tulip .. Sarry mi jus a come back .. Mi noh really on yah pan weekned so mi miss di whole dialogue

Well ILP beat mi to it ..yuh noh waan none a dem so call attorneys pan yah .. Anybady get represented by dem en a jail or madhouse

Anyhoo …Tulip I take it yuh noh have no prablems reading Patwa (<span style="font-weight: bold">PATOIS</span> fi big Head Peasie )

Don’t worry most Americans have that same reaction to Ackee. LOL! Calloo is one of my favorites too. Yuh cyan goh wrang wid some callaloo and some roast Bresse (breadfruit if you don’t know that term).

So are you engaged to a West Indian or American? <span style="color: #000099">Congrats BTW</span>!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Mi neva did a tink bout wonderful world beautiful people but I think it is fitting ((Compry))</div></div></div> </div></div>


I can read patois just fine, but it flies by too fast for me to understand when hearing it. By the time I get through processing the first sentence, the whole conversation is done. I have improved a little though lol.

The ex-fiance is West Indian.

I'm going to take your and ILP's advice about the Ja.com lawyers. I don't need no help going to the madhouse; I've already got that covered.

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My dearest Tulip,

As fi di one name Fancy, one eveling shi come eena di bar wid two mismatch shoes An when mi seh 'mismatch' mi mean one was platform an di addah was flip flop Dat wouldn't be so bad, ekcep Fancy go on wid one dallah wine in di miggle of di floor <span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">dat mek poor Miss Silent River buss out inna one gospel hymn and chrow dung two white rum</span></span>

I remain,

Gungo B. Pease </div></div>



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to update my spreadsheet!

[Peasie]

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Tap mash up Wendy's thread! Get back on topic an ask Tulip a question! Cho.

anyhoo, my dear Tulip, what is your favorite hard liquor?

What drink do you consider yourself an expert on making? Mojito? Sex-on-the-beach? Appletini? Exploding-man-covers?

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tap mash up Wendy's thread! Get back on topic an ask Tulip a question! Cho.

anyhoo, my dear Tulip, what is your favorite hard liquor?

What drink do you consider yourself on making? Mojito? Sex-on-the-beach? Appletini? Exploding-man-covers? </div></div>

Oh lord. OK, here it is. My favorite hard liquor is Crown Royal.

The best drink I make is Sangria if you don't count drinks that just need ice and coke or sprite.

[Tulip]

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Wait, you asking me what drink I'd call myself? The screaming orgasm.

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wait, you asking me what drink I'd call myself? The screaming orgasm. </div></div>You and 90% of mi bar regulars