FUNERAL Fi COODEH!

[DC]

<span style="font-size: 11pt">Coodeh is no more!

Wi need a proper burial ceremony fi COODEH!
Afta all dese years of service to wi likkle madhouse community, Coodeh has kick di bucket, an wi don't even have di decency fi give him a propa burial! </span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Funeral Service commences at 10am on Friday mawning! Wear yu black, purple, white!
</span>

<span style="font-size: 11pt">Soh si di line up here:

Who wan to volunteer fi bi
...di Pastor?
...Write/Read di Eulogy?
...Render item in song?
...Testimonials of how Coodeh helped yu as a <span style="text-decoration: line-through">patient</span> resident in this <span style="text-decoration: line-through">bellevue.</span> boardlane community?

<span style="font-style: italic">Sarry....I will not be here so early in the mawning, so mi cannot participate. </span>
</span>

[LusciousJohnson]

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mi wi gi testimony

[Peasie]

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I am overcome with grief

Oonu hole mi back. Laaaawwwddd ooooooh!

<span style="font-style: italic">*shaking head in disbelief*</span> Coodeh, Coodeh, Coodeh, yuh did look so pretty when mi lawce si yuh

Mi gwine chrow miself dung inna yuh grave

[j-kid]

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Aprently di operation noh did goh well! My goodness, mi taught it was jus ah simple sex change operation fi perform di crossova?! Ah wha went wrang inna di operating room?

[SandiF]

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<span style="font-style: italic">eh-hmm...clear t'roat.</span>

Dearly beloved..
We are gathered here in holy matrimony as we commence thee Coodeh to di realms of... <span style="font-style: italic">aahhmmm... wrong ceremony</span>

Coodeh! mi nuh did think yu dead long time

[annshan2]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Aprently di operation noh did goh well! My goodness, mi taught it was jus ah simple sex change operation fi perform di crossova?! Ah wha went wrang inna di operating room? </div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SandiF</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">eh-hmm...clear t'roat.</span>

Dearly beloved..
We are gathered here in holy matrimony as we commence thee Coodeh to di realms of... <span style="font-style: italic">aahhmmm... wrong ceremony</span>

Coodeh! mi nuh did think yu dead long time


</div></div>

mi wan know whappen...mi did tink Coodeh and Verandah get marrid?
Coodeh Pan De Verandah....memba

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SandiF</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">eh-hmm...clear t'roat.</span>

Dearly beloved..
We are gathered here in holy matrimony as we commence thee Coodeh to di realms of... <span style="font-style: italic">aahhmmm... wrong ceremony</span>

Coodeh! mi nuh did think yu dead long time


</div></div>

mi wan know whappen...mi did tink Coodeh and Verandah get marrid?
Coodeh Pan De Verandah....memba </div></div>

BOAL What a attaclapse..Coodeh goh marrid Varanda an dead stone stiff wan mont afta

Mi ago write di Ulagy.. un sey dis Friday a di funeral??

DWL @ Jkid

Peasie beg yuh tap di blastid cow bawling ina people earsole an wipe aff di nosenaught fram yuh tap lip

[LusciousJohnson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SandiF</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-style: italic">eh-hmm...clear t'roat.</span>

Dearly beloved..
We are gathered here in holy matrimony as we commence thee Coodeh to di realms of... <span style="font-style: italic">aahhmmm... wrong ceremony</span>

Coodeh! mi nuh did think yu dead long time


</div></div>




mi wan know whappen...mi did tink Coodeh and Verandah get marrid?
Coodeh Pan De Verandah....memba </div></div>

BOAL What a attaclapse..Coodeh goh marrid Varanda an dead stone stiff wan mont afta

Mi ago write di Ulagy.. un sey dis Friday a di funeral??

DWL @ Jkid

<span style="font-weight: bold">Peasie beg yuh tap di blastid cow bawling ina people earsole an wipe aff di nosenaught fram yuh tap lip </span> </div></div>

mi boddi



yes it a shame bout po Coodeh and yes di funeral friday


Wendy a go write di ulagy dis gwine be good

[britisha]

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Ooono gwey, Coodeh noh dead.


Coodeh innah trance ...bout Coodeh dead.

A mussie Coodeh double oonoh a chat bout...

All Coodeh want is a handah har baxide fi wake har outtah di trance.

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Soh si di line up here:

Who wan to volunteer fi bi
...di Pastor?
...Write/Read di Eulogy?
<span style="font-weight: bold">...Render item in song?</span> </div></div>

<span style="font-style: italic">*barely holing up weak-wid-grief han in di air*</span> <span style="font-weight: bold">Me, Miss River.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold">Mi wi light one cangle an sing a sankey</span> <span style="font-style: italic">*bruk down again*</span>


mi hope ah noh pyaw pyaw food dem a serve a Nine Night. Ahwhooe.

[Wendy]

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Yuh dis mek sure yuh noh open noh rum bar fi di nine night cause if a soh yuh galang when yuh soba mi noh waan si yuh when yuh stiff stone drunk

An Peasie fi petes sake lef yuh HandCyart a yuh yaad fi dis wan .. Wi ain't trying to buy noh stale wriggles ching gum an jonjo Bulla cake

[LusciousJohnson]

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fadda mi a beg yuh nuh mek di ppl dem pan di job tink seh mi sayka mi laff afta Wendy and Peasie in yah tiddeh

[SandiF]

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a gwine trash out fi di nine nite

<span style="font-style: italic">borrow one a Sistactry pike heel boot</span>

[Magician]

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Lawks is marrid life kill im don't!

Fuss tings fuss...



Mek sure feem yaad sweep so Coodeh duppy nuh linga...



Mek wi pour libations fi granteem safe passage...


And now mi ready fi de good pawt!


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