FUNERAL Fi COODEH!

**Peasie** · 04-15-2010, 11:56 PM

Re: FUNERAL Fi COODEH!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">truth be told a poor service mek she lack ie
(huhmme)
she too renk! she too facety! she too brite!
(huhumme)
Not to mention she nah pay twiny di rent
(huhmme)
</div></div>
@ Vegas Gweh gal! From di day mi lack yuh out of mi destent establishment sake a how yuh a come een a look man an a beg dem buy yuh jrink. Down to di one DahJah ladge complaint Yuh all mek mi haffi hire Straggah as bouncer an im ready fi yuh baxide

DC · 04-16-2010, 12:56 AM

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Oonu noh easy at all! LOL..

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Really sarry mi won't be here in di mawning! RIP in Coodeh! </span>

**Magician** · 04-16-2010, 02:12 AM

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A weh yuh get de Johncrow frock de Wendy?

Mi nuh know how much a unu grant passage a de bar counta how de sign seh dem nuh waan serve unu...

[Wonda if at the viewing de sign pon tappa de coffin lid will seh: "Coodeh"?]

**Wendy** · 04-16-2010, 09:53 AM

ULAGY Fi COODEH!

Good Marning Oomens, Mens, Joe Grines, skettels, and $2 Hoes
We are gadered in dis yere in dis church to sen Bredah Coodeh home to rest him soul an wat lef of im penis wance an fi all. Wi all know what kind of a fellow Bredah Coodeh was here pan boardlane. Where dere was a frack tail.. Bredah Coodeh was undaneat it.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Sista Cntry: </span>YES Preach! Im live unda mines - if a neva fi im all now mi noh fine mi G-Spot! HeyHeya!

As I were saying … Bredah Coodeh neva partial to whova ink im dip im pen ina. An as we all know SistaCntry ink well dry up fram way back ina Y2K. But dat is needa dere nar here. Well di word is out dere sey Pon Deh Varandah did goh a obeah woman fi tie dung Coodeh and shi get ova zeelous an kill aff poor Coodeh. Unu neva hear dis fram mi but shi did fi put 2 tablespoon a “<span style="font-style: italic">Tan Pan ie lang</span>” aile ina him callaloo an seka shi wan di obeah tek good ..she dash di whole bakle a ‘<span style="font-style: italic">Tan Pan ie lang’ </span>ina di food mek it mash up im structra. Dem fine Bredah Coodeh stone dead ina im bed wid im manhood straight up ina di air an cack to di side.

<span style="font-weight: bold">CeaBee:</span> Eeh ehh what a shame an mi di love when im use to tell mi sey im love aff mi cleavage.. couden tek when im when ima tell mi sey mi yellow handbag noh goh wid mi red boot dow.. Dat ish use to tick mi off!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Tanya:</span> Lawks CB man di man is "intouch wid feminine side" . Lef im!

<span style="font-weight: bold">SueSumba :</span> Nat a baxide more dan di bway Gay. Bout im eena mawga foot jeans pants wid im ambiguous looking hairspwail a galang like Americas Nex tap Maggle … a who im tink ima fool.

Hi hi hi …unu tap di blinking chatting ina di miggle a mi Ulagy!! Baxide man! A how some a unu noh walk a road wid unu mannas.. Cho! Chat like unu a some Ipod set pan replay. Anyways, As I was saying, Bredah Coodeh aldowe im was quite di ladies man, im was a respectful man in di church. Let mi hear di church sey Amen! Pray to im Jesas everyday … sing praises to di Almighty an walk a road wid im Bible fi ward gainst all di evils of this world. But ..But ..How do I put dis genkle.. Bredah Coodeh noh have a Raazzz chance in hell fi ketch a heaven all di pray im did a pray! No braba ..nat dat ole tief an grumunging liad. Dat man have a special seat pan di lef han side a Satan. Mek mi tell unu dat.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Faithfull:</span> Oh Yee of little Faith. A waan yuh know sey di man jus ina wan Trance an mi cyan wait fi si im git up outta di caffin an shat yuh wan rahtid bax fi a chat dem sinting bout im

<span style="font-weight: bold">Fancy:</span> MEN! Freakin retards I swear some a dem. Dem nuh know wah dem want. Wey im noh mek up mine if waan dead an jus dead an done. Mi noh know why Gad neva mek dem PMS how dem soh sensitive.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Magic:</span> Tap di blouse and skirt foolishniss woman. Di man DEAD! Mii mek sure sey im tek im laas breat an screw im laas screw.. Ediat bway mek marrid life mash im up an kill im stone dead.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Jkid:</span> Naah my yute ..an noh dat me hear fram di people dem a di Teatre. Im goh in fi a sex crassova operation..Im did check sey a sinting simple an dem gi im wan bad cut an a dat kill im dead.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Sandif:</span> Sey wah??? A lie! Den a how dem sey a ina <span style="font-weight: bold">Tanya</span> bed dem fine im dead? Til mi all a wanda if <span style="font-weight: bold">Tanya</span> a carry weapan of mass distruction between har legs

<span style="font-weight: bold">Peasie:</span> Oyee Oyeee <span style="font-size: 11pt">QUIET!!</span> Wi wont go dere Sista Sandif. Hush up yuh mout. Dat a fi di rum bar ina di laytas.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Tulip:</span> YES Fi real.. Girl we shall chat over a drink of screaming orgasm cause it is time I update my spreadsheet!

Yes mi cyan wait fi di lickle suss ova a tall strang backle a ice wata So where was me again? Oh yes ..straight dung a hell im a go. I know its not the time nor place to bring up Breddah Coodeh drinking problem nar im gambling debts ..nar im Tiger Woods Behavior…nar im back debt pan im house margige ..nar di fac dat im naah mine di 7.5 pickney wey im have wid <span style="font-weight: bold">Peasie</span>. No mi noh tink it right fi bring dat up here so. So let me just canclude by saying the good tings bout breddah Coodeh. Ok..Humm… Humm.. eeehhmm.. mek a tink somting soon come to mi mine.. hummm.. Anybay have anyting good fi sey bout Coodeh before mi adjourn mi Ulagy?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Everybody:</span> **Naaaahh***

Well since nat a soul ina di place noh have good word fi sey bout Coodeh mite asl well wi move on to the rest of today’s program. Now we shall have an inspirational sang fram sista Peasie in memory of our dearly beloved Coodeh !

<span style="font-weight: bold">SueSumba:</span> May I make a request??? <span style="font-style: italic">Boom bye bye </span>is my favrite song

**sistactry** · 04-16-2010, 10:06 AM

Re: FUNERAL Fi COODEH!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">white tie-head? *check*

red plaid puss boot? *check*

Coodeh, lawd, mi nevah tink di day would come when meeda pick out clothes fi yuh funeral

Neaaaaarrrrrah my LLLLaaaaaawd to deeeeeee! </div></div>

wooiiieee, u mad as shad to raaaa~~

**Peasie** · 04-16-2010, 10:22 AM

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<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Tanya a you mi man did ded pan?!!

</span></span>

<span style="font-style: italic">*fight bruk out in miggle of Wendy Ulagy*</span>

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Coooodeh </span></span>

**sistactry** · 04-16-2010, 10:24 AM

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raatid Wendy, suss a bruk out, i mean uulaggy......gwaan chroo Wendy~~

me a ded~~

**CeaBee** · 04-16-2010, 10:30 AM

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Mi did tink seh coodeh dida get marriaged to di verandah

me just realize seh is funeral and not wedding

*cover up cleavage wid mi hand, sit down crossway and try nuh mek the dress ride up.. stop flutter flutter mi eyelash at the man cross di aisle*

**sistactry** · 04-16-2010, 10:35 AM

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what a visual~~

**sistactry** · 04-16-2010, 10:40 AM

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but ms wendy beg u wait deh ma'am, since no body nuh waan taak de ting, me we taak it, ladies and gentlemen our dearly departed bredda was indeed a cocksman, and a very good cocksman to, afterall, if a never him, me wudden know whey me g-spot deh from me f-spot, so to cocksman Coodeh de glorryyy

**LusciousJohnson** · 04-16-2010, 11:00 AM

Re: ULAGY Fi COODEH!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Tanya a you mi man did ded pan?!!

</span></span>

<span style="font-style: italic">*fight bruk out in miggle of Wendy Ulagy*</span>

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Coooodeh </span></span> </div></div>

tap ie unu! tap ie! how unu gwaan like soh inna di funeral

Peasie! leggo Tanya hair!

SMADDY CUM IN YAH AN TEK WEH PEASIE

Lawd Coodeh yuh cyaan have peace a fi yuh funeral
Coodeh rest in peace

**LusciousJohnson** · 04-16-2010, 11:05 AM

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi did tink seh <span style="font-weight: bold">coodeh dida get marriaged to di verandah</span>

me just realize seh is funeral and not wedding

*cover up cleavage wid mi hand, sit down crossway and try nuh mek the dress ride up.. stop flutter flutter mi eyelash at the man cross di aisle* </div></div>

a dat mi did sey CB *smh*
mi hear purple and black an tink seh is wedding sayka mi nuh memba dem have nuh wedding an den fine out seh is funeral and Coodeh dead

laaaaawwwddd! po Coodeh!

**LusciousJohnson** · 04-16-2010, 11:25 AM

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talk about it Sista Wendilina talk about it
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Good Marning Oomens, Mens, Joe Grines, skettels, and $2 Hoes
We are gadered in dis yere in dis church to sen Bredah Coodeh home to rest him soul an wat lef of im penis wance an fi all. Wi all know what kind of a fellow Bredah Coodeh was here pan boardlane. Where dere was a frack tail.. Bredah Coodeh was undaneat it.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Sista Cntry: </span>YES Preach! Im live unda mines - if a neva fi im all now mi noh fine mi G-Spot! HeyHeya!

As I were saying … Bredah Coodeh neva partial to whova ink im dip im pen ina. An as we all know SistaCntry ink well dry up fram way back ina Y2K. But dat is needa dere nar here. Well di word is out dere sey Pon Deh Varandah did goh a obeah woman fi tie dung Coodeh and shi get ova zeelous an kill aff poor Coodeh. Unu neva hear dis fram mi but shi did fi put 2 tablespoon a “<span style="font-style: italic">Tan Pan ie lang</span>” aile ina him callaloo an seka shi wan di obeah tek good ..she dash di whole bakle a ‘<span style="font-style: italic">Tan Pan ie lang’ </span>ina di food mek it mash up im structra. Dem fine Bredah Coodeh stone dead ina im bed wid im manhood straight up ina di air an cack to di side.

<span style="font-weight: bold">CeaBee:</span> Eeh ehh what a shame an mi di love when im use to tell mi sey im love aff mi cleavage.. couden tek when im when ima tell mi sey mi yellow handbag noh goh wid mi red boot dow.. Dat ish use to tick mi off!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Tanya:</span> Lawks CB man di man is "intouch wid feminine side" . Lef im!

<span style="font-weight: bold">SueSumba :</span> Nat a baxide more dan di bway Gay. Bout im eena mawga foot jeans pants wid im ambiguous looking hairspwail a galang like Americas Nex tap Maggle … a who im tink ima fool.

Hi hi hi …unu tap di blinking chatting ina di miggle a mi Ulagy!! Baxide man! A how some a unu noh walk a road wid unu mannas.. Cho! Chat like unu a some Ipod set pan replay. Anyways, As I was saying, Bredah Coodeh aldowe im was quite di ladies man, im was a respectful man in di church. Let mi hear di church sey Amen! Pray to im Jesas everyday … sing praises to di Almighty an walk a road wid im Bible fi ward gainst all di evils of this world. But ..But ..How do I put dis genkle.. Bredah Coodeh noh have a Raazzz chance in hell fi ketch a heaven all di pray im did a pray! No braba ..nat dat ole tief an grumunging liad. Dat man have a special seat pan di lef han side a Satan. Mek mi tell unu dat.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Faithfull:</span> Oh Yee of little Faith. A waan yuh know sey di man jus ina wan Trance an mi cyan wait fi si im git up outta di caffin an shat yuh wan rahtid bax fi a chat dem sinting bout im

<span style="font-weight: bold">Fancy:</span> MEN! Freakin retards I swear some a dem. Dem nuh know wah dem want. Wey im noh mek up mine if waan dead an jus dead an done. Mi noh know why Gad neva mek dem PMS how dem soh sensitive.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Magic:</span> Tap di blouse and skirt foolishniss woman. Di man DEAD! Mii mek sure sey im tek im laas breat an screw im laas screw.. Ediat bway mek marrid life mash im up an kill im stone dead.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Jkid:</span> Naah my yute ..an noh dat me hear fram di people dem a di Teatre. Im goh in fi a sex crassova operation..Im did check sey a sinting simple an dem gi im wan bad cut an a dat kill im dead.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Sandif:</span> Sey wah??? A lie! Den a how dem sey a ina <span style="font-weight: bold">Tanya</span> bed dem fine im dead? Til mi all a wanda if <span style="font-weight: bold">Tanya</span> a carry weapan of mass distruction between har legs

<span style="font-weight: bold">Peasie:</span> Oyee Oyeee <span style="font-size: 11pt">QUIET!!</span> Wi wont go dere Sista Sandif. Hush up yuh mout. Dat a fi di rum bar ina di laytas.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Tulip:</span> YES Fi real.. Girl we shall chat over a drink of screaming orgasm cause it is time I update my spreadsheet!

Yes mi cyan wait fi di lickle suss ova a tall strang backle a ice wata So where was me again? Oh yes ..straight dung a hell im a go. I know its not the time nor place to bring up Breddah Coodeh drinking problem nar im gambling debts ..nar im Tiger Woods Behavior…nar im back debt pan im house margige ..nar di fac dat im naah mine di 7.5 pickney wey im have wid <span style="font-weight: bold">Peasie</span>. No mi noh tink it right fi bring dat up here so. So let me just canclude by saying the good tings bout breddah Coodeh. Ok..Humm… Humm.. eeehhmm.. mek a tink somting soon come to mi mine.. hummm.. Anybay have anyting good fi sey bout Coodeh before mi adjourn mi Ulagy?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Everybody:</span> **Naaaahh***

Well since nat a soul ina di place noh have good word fi sey bout Coodeh mite asl well wi move on to the rest of today’s program. Now we shall have an inspirational sang fram sista Peasie in memory of our dearly beloved Coodeh !

<span style="font-weight: bold">SueSumba:</span> May I make a request??? <span style="font-style: italic">Boom bye bye </span>is my favrite song </div></div>

mi feel a song inna mi heart...*ahem ahem*

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**LusciousJohnson** · 04-16-2010, 12:08 PM

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buffet open

**Peasie** · 04-16-2010, 12:41 PM

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<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 17pt">A wah kine a finneral repast dis? Weh di white rum?

Coooooddddehhh yuh gaaaawwwn fi chrooooo </span></span>

Is who gwine <span style="text-decoration: line-through">gi Wendy likkle rooks</span> help mi mine di pickney dem now

<span style="font-size: 8pt">why, ello dere, j-kid </span>

FUNERAL Fi COODEH!

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