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Only a Jamaican would understand....
>>>
>>>Catch this!
>>>One night a father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told
>>>her a story
>>>and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying:
>>>"God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and
>>>*goodbye*
>>>Grandpa."
>>>"A why yuh say *good-bye* Grandpa fa?" the father asked.
>>>"Mi noh know, " the little girl said.
>>>The next day, Grandpa died.
>>>The man thought it was a strange coincidence.
>>>A few months later, he put the girl to bed and listened to her
>>>prayers,
>>>which went like this:
>>>"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and *good-bye* Grandma."
>>>The next day, the grandmother died!
>>>Rahtid, thought the man, dis yah pickne can see inna de future.
>>>Several
>>>weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the man heard her say
>>>"God
>>>bless
>>>Mommy and *good-bye* Daddy."
The man practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night
>>>and got up
>>>at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous all day.
>>>He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK He
>>>felt safe in
>>>the office,
>>>so he stayed until the end of the day, looking at his watch
>>>jumping at every
>>>sound.
>>>Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and
>>>went home.
>>>When he got home his wife said "Yuh neva come 'ome dis late
>>>before, wha
>>>happen?"
>>>"Mi no waan talk 'bout it," he said. "Mi jus 'ave de worst day a
>>>mi life."
>>>"Yuh tink yuh had a bad day?" the wife exclaimed.
>>>"You'll neva believe wha happen'. Dis mahnin', Desmond next door,
>>>drapped dead pan de varandah."
Only a Jamaican would understand....
>>>
>>>Catch this!
>>>One night a father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told
>>>her a story
>>>and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying:
>>>"God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and
>>>*goodbye*
>>>Grandpa."
>>>"A why yuh say *good-bye* Grandpa fa?" the father asked.
>>>"Mi noh know, " the little girl said.
>>>The next day, Grandpa died.
>>>The man thought it was a strange coincidence.
>>>A few months later, he put the girl to bed and listened to her
>>>prayers,
>>>which went like this:
>>>"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and *good-bye* Grandma."
>>>The next day, the grandmother died!
>>>Rahtid, thought the man, dis yah pickne can see inna de future.
>>>Several
>>>weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the man heard her say
>>>"God
>>>bless
>>>Mommy and *good-bye* Daddy."
The man practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night
>>>and got up
>>>at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous all day.
>>>He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK He
>>>felt safe in
>>>the office,
>>>so he stayed until the end of the day, looking at his watch
>>>jumping at every
>>>sound.
>>>Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and
>>>went home.
>>>When he got home his wife said "Yuh neva come 'ome dis late
>>>before, wha
>>>happen?"
>>>"Mi no waan talk 'bout it," he said. "Mi jus 'ave de worst day a
>>>mi life."
>>>"Yuh tink yuh had a bad day?" the wife exclaimed.
>>>"You'll neva believe wha happen'. Dis mahnin', Desmond next door,
>>>drapped dead pan de varandah."
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