Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

[DC]

<span style="font-size: 11pt">Place your crismus liss right yahsoh..
Mrs Claws wi pass tru an pick dem up..
delivery date 24th a december...right a yu yaad.. please to remind santa of yu address.he is kinda old and senile. </span>

<span style="font-style: italic">disclaimer: For all di seerus peeps<span style="font-weight: bold">..dis chread is joke.</span>.laugh a likkle </span>

[Skelly]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

Mi want 12 days of

[missus_vegas]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

mi want a full spa package...massage, facial, handshall, footshall. body wrap...the whole works.

[Wendy]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

What the hell yuh mean dis is a joke

Yuh mean yuh nat gwine supply wey mi ask fah? Den what is di bloody point?

Anyway - Can I have:

1. A pair a sneakas dat light up. LED lights only please. Mi going green di di New Yr
2. Wan Barack Oboma Chia Pet head
3. A bra dat come wid feelas fi mi nipple dem

Tenk yuh in advance

[Peasie]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

1. conversation wid Doc in him steam room
2. studio session wid DahJah
3. stew peas dinnah wid RichD
4. safari wid ChurchDude
5. tech support wid J Kid
6. photography lesson wid Mutty
7. good feel wid Derek



<span style="font-style: italic">soon come back wid more</span>

[Stormmey]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

I don't want much

pleXxed to be my fucha baby Fada

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

flying lessons with Magic

[Peasie]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">flying lessons with Magic </div></div>

8. showing Magic how to fly

[Wendy]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I don't want much

pleXxed to be my fucha baby Fada </div></div>

Try yuh bess goh back a half-way-three goh look yuh owna man dung deh

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">flying lessons with Magic </div></div>

8. showing Magic how to fly </div></div>

leff him nuh Peasie

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I don't want much

pleXxed to be my fucha baby Fada </div></div>

Try yuh bess goh back a half-way-three goh look yuh owna man dung deh </div></div>

[Stormmey]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I don't want much

pleXxed to be my fucha baby Fada </div></div>

Try yuh bess goh back a half-way-three goh look yuh owna man dung deh </div></div>

Yu late.....is dung there me meet him......brite

[Peasie]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi want 12 days of </div></div>
den yuh woulda set til di nex Christmas

[Skelly]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

yes

[Skelly]

Re: Soh what yu want fi di crismus?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">flying lessons with Magic </div></div>

8. showing Magic how to fly </div></div>

been dere..done dat...<span style="font-style: italic"> *yawn* </span>