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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair,given that you're blind, that you know five things: 1. The bartender is blonde, and has a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a ...blonde.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman, with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.</div></div></div>
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair,given that you're blind, that you know five things: 1. The bartender is blonde, and has a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a ...blonde.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman, with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde, and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.</div></div></div>
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