Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

[Wendy]

Mi is in a very giving mood dis year. I doan know why.

So before mi lef an goh pan a lickle randervoo fi di halidays, I would like to present some treasurad gifts to you lovely Jamaican.commers


<span style="font-style: italic">Let mi dig ina dah bag yah an si who coming up fuss </span>

<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-style: italic">If yuh noh get nutten, cansida yuhslef lucky </span></span>

[Wendy]

Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

Let mi see here....

Oh lookie - For <span style="font-weight: bold"> Vegas </span> – An exquisite one of a kind sewing kit. Use it fi sew aan di weave dem tighta soh di harse hair noh heng aff a yuh head back. Yuh can tank mi layta

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Twiney </span> mi big fren – One dozen baby Nappy. No love ..it is nat fi di new-barn.. is fi yuh when yuh have dat unexpected diarrhea prablem outta street. Smoochies!


<span style="font-weight: bold">Magix </span> mi dawling – Si One nice ears muff here. Please to wear it all year roun – Winta, Summa and Fall fi cova up dem deh Big ole Satellite ears weh heng aff pan yuh head. Love ya!

<span style="font-style: italic">whole heaps more give away to come</span>

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Faithfull</span> – For you a 19 carat gold-plated bangle and one prescription fi bacterial infection fi when yuh han tun green.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Nunya</span> – I am sure you will appreciate a bran new Norelco Trimmer. Great for tightening up that fade an side burns. And when you want to get rid a di beard, it will do the trick too!

<span style="font-weight: bold">Rich_D</span> – It is my pleasure to offa yuh wan bag a Cement fi repair yuh front teet weh chip

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

wooiieee fadda doan kill mi yah

[Skelly]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

I tawt Sarah this song the other day and it was so funny that we were both ROFL

dat and Santa ketch up inna mango tree

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

@ mango tree

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

LOL .. Lokie here .. My two favorite people arrived just in time for their goodies

<span style="font-weight: bold">Skelly </span> – Mi went out an buy yuh tree bax a Extra strent Laxative fi help out wid di canstipatian fram nyaming too much Tun Carnmeal fi Tanks Giving. Poor chile!


<span style="font-weight: bold"> Fancy </span> – To you I give a Four year supply of Depends. Time to tame dung di renking smell when yuh a laugh an pee-pee up yuself ina public.

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Ceabea</span> mi darling sweetie pie – One tin a Vaseline fi di ashy knee and if any lef ova, yuh can use it fi get rid a di chap lip.

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Mrs_ Bandanna</span>- A little birdie to me your nickname is Snow-flakes. Mi tink dat was a good ting til mi si yuh head. So for you,Vidal Sassoon Sponsoring yuh fi a unlimited supply a Medicated dandruff shampoo. Fi yuh head well pass di Snow-flakes stage ..dat deh head a more like a snow-starm!

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Tanya </span> – Two Free movie tickets to see “Boyz in the hood”. Since mi know dat roun your parts backwod an behine time, yuh should fine wan Teatre weh still a show dah flick yah. Gi di wan a di ticket to <span style="font-weight: bold">Yuri</span>.. mi sure shi will be happy to get out


<span style="font-weight: bold"> Peasie</span> Yuh a di only wan weh get weh yuh ask fah. Here is yuh 200 pack a Energizer Battery fi yuh favorite toy. Mi nat asking yuh what toy yuh putting battery ina an why yuh need 200 a dem..What yuh do behine close doors is none a Santa Business – <span style="font-style: italic">Yuh lickle freak</span>!

[Peasie]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"> Peasie</span> Yuh a di only wan weh get weh yuh ask fah. Here is yuh 200 pack a Energizer Battery fi yuh favorite toy. Mi nat asking yuh what toy yuh putting battery ina an why yuh need 200 a dem..What yuh do behine close doors is none a Santa Business – <span style="font-style: italic">Yuh lickle freak</span>!
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Dearest Santa,

May I have an AC/DC adapter instead please? I want to leave less of an ecological, um, footprint.

Gratefully,

Gungo B. Peas</span>

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

<span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> Dearest Gungo B. Peas

The manufacture has informed me that the AC/DC adapter is not capable of handling the frequency in which you use your favorite toy. Test under those extreme conditions have shown that the wires will fry and elcectricute yuh backside.

For your safety, your request is DECLINED!

<span style="font-style: italic">Signed: Mistress Wendy Clause </span> </span>

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

Oh my more goodies

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Sandif</span> – Mi buy wan special calabash purse dat mek outta dry cocanat fi yuh. BTW, it have a small defect. Dem neva hux di cocanat prapaly so lickle cocanat meat lef ina di it… jus crape it out an nyam it an di bag will be perfect!

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Stormmey1 </span> – How bout some new lingerie? Sarry dat di baggy part noh have noh crotch It look lik di factory run outta material as dem ketch dah part deh. Jus a small lickle defect.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Nanook</span> - An assortment of false nails decorated fi all di holidays in di year. But great news ...mi cova two haliday wid di wan gif! Di green nails wid di beer mug pan it can wear fi Chrismus an St Patrick days.

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

More and more gifts ..Plenty givea-ways right her soh


<span style="font-weight: bold">Milo </span> – Mi fine wan gole teet wid ready-made stale calaloo already stick up ina it..since dat a regula ting fi happen to yuh. You are welcome!

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Kia </span> – Two peica linen curtain fi put up a yuh Kitchen window . Di neighbah dem a complain sey dem tired fi si yuh a dig out yuh nosehole ova di pat.

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Gen </span> Yuh was a tough wan fi figa out. But yuh like fashion so I am giving yuh a nice fashionable scarf. Beg yuh use it tie up yuh sore foot securely so dat di fly dem can tap feast pan it. Good Lord girl yuh no tired fi si fly a falla yuh!

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL .. Lokie here .. My two favorite people arrived just in time for their goodies

<span style="font-weight: bold">Skelly </span> – Mi went out an buy yuh tree bax a Extra strent Laxative fi help out wid di canstipatian fram nyaming too much Tun Carnmeal fi Tanks Giving. Poor chile!


<span style="font-weight: bold"> Fancy </span> – To you I give a Four year supply of Depends. Time to tame dung di renking smell when yuh a laugh an pee-pee up yuself ina public.

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Ceabea</span> mi darling sweetie pie – One tin a Vaseline fi di ashy knee and if any lef ova, yuh can use it fi get rid a di chap lip. </div></div>

aawww Wendilina

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">ano mi weh need Depends ah yuh dat </div></div></div>

[Skelly]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

as a gad wendy yu kno seh mi was nyamming cawnmeal parrij wen u poas dis?

[Wendy]

Re: Fus set a gifs- Chrimuss a come mi waan mi Laama!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">as a gad wendy yu kno seh mi was nyamming cawnmeal parrij wen u poas dis? </div></div>

BOADWL waiaii .. yuh si sey mi know jus wey unu want dowe