Funny things your mother/grandmother said

[Peasie]

My mother and I are watching the news on TV in Jamaica. Prime Minister Golding appears on the television.

<span style="font-weight: bold">My mother</span>: &quot;im fayvah cricket.&quot;'

<span style="font-weight: bold">Me</span>:

[kia027]

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[Skelly]

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Di fuss time mi granny came to merica in 2005 she deh pan air jamaica call di stewardess...

&quot;miss...aye...miss...beg yu wan matches stick nuh please..mi need fi clean out mi aise&quot;

me and mom

[Nanook]

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My ex mother in law used to say &quot;the only thing that gets hard around here is the butter&quot;.

[Peasie]

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[Peasie]

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[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Di fuss time mi granny came to merica in 2005 she deh pan air jamaica call di stewardess...

&quot;miss...aye...miss...beg yu wan matches stick nuh please..mi need fi clean out mi aise&quot;

me and mom </div></div>

BOADWL Lawd gad

Peasie - Bruce fayva cricket fi troo

[Wendy]

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Ok I think this is a place I can tell wan joke wid mi maada an faada dueling ova mi dimples when mi was a teenaga.

So neither one of my parents have dimples .. Aside from a distant cousin, no one in my immediate family has dimples. But my dear faada always waan tek credit fi everyting.

So wan argument come up wan day where Daddy a try convince everybady seh a im mi get dimples fram

<span style="font-weight: bold">Mommy: </span>Which part a yuh shi get dimple fram?

<span style="font-weight: bold">Daddy:</span> How yuh mean? Mi have wan dimple weh yuh noh know bout

<span style="font-weight: bold">Mommy:</span> Freddy, stap a try get credit fi Wendy dimple when yuh cyaan even show mi wan dimple pan yuh face

<span style="font-weight: bold">Daddy</span>: Mi have wan dimple pan mi B@tty .. a deh soh mi dimple deh

<span style="font-weight: bold">Mommy:</span> Freddy, B@tty-hole is nat a dimple

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Di fuss time mi granny came to merica in 2005 she deh pan air jamaica call di stewardess...

&quot;miss...aye...miss...beg yu wan matches stick nuh please..mi need fi clean out mi aise&quot;

me and mom </div></div>

Yuh lie!!!! ~~waaaiiieee~~~

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">Mommy:</span> Freddy, B@tty-hole is nat a dimple

</div></div>

Ah dead!

[jamaicanabroad]

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mi laugh till mi nearly [censored] miself. that is real funny

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jamaicanabroad</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi laugh till mi nearly [censored] miself. that is real funny </div></div>

Wendy---yu mommy funny tuh rhatid

[Wendy]

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LOL ... H_O between mi Granny (R.I.P) , mommy and Daddy ..now unu understand why dere is no hope fi mi. Pure mad people grow mi. I will neva forget dat exchange as lang as mi live.. M remind Daddy bout it an im come a gwaan like im noh memba,. A cause mommy did buff im.