Here's a prayer for you

[twiney]

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Dear Lord,

I pray for...............Wisdom, to understand a man.

Love, to forgive him and;

Patience, for his moods.

Because, Lord if I pray for strength..............

I'll just beat him to death!</div></div>

[Stormmey]

Re: Here's a prayer for you

Dear Lord.

So far today Lord, I've done all right
I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper
haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over-indulgent
I'm very thankful for that
But in a few minutes Lord
I'm going to get out of bed
and from then on
I'm probably going to need a lot more help
to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
because they pizzed me off again

[Wendy]

Re: Here's a prayer for you

LOL @ dem yah praya yah So uplifting