Happy Monday folks

[kia027]

Re: Happy Thursday

the sweetest sound in bug killing is when u have the electric zapper in Jamaica whe fayva tennis racket and just a hear de bzz bzz bzz when de moskito dem a get shock while u a wave the racket

[sistactry]

Re: Happy Thursday

eeeh eeeh, tennis racket?? me haffe go check dat out, never hear of it,

dat musse really put a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz inna dem baxside eeh,

[Peasie]

Re: Happy Friday

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">eeeh eeeh, tennis racket?? me haffe go check dat out, never hear of it,

dat musse really put a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz inna dem baxside eeh, </div></div>

is di latiss ting Sista. Get wid di program

aldoah we not saying, &quot;Take that, bug!&quot;

[kia027]

Re: Happy Friday

ok peasie see u friday joke here

This is mythical, deep and truly beautiful...


A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name is.

He replied, &quot;She called Five Horses.&quot;

The man said, &quot;That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?&quot;

The Old Indian answered, &quot;It old Indian name. It mean . . .






. . <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">. NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG,&quot;</div></div></div>

[kia027]

Re: Happy Friday

and another

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canuck, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 53 Africans walk into a fine dining restaurant.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">&quot;I'm sorry,&quot; said the snooty maître d', &quot;but you can't come in here without a Thai.&quot;</div></div></div>

[sistactry]

Re: Happy Friday

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">is di latiss ting Sista. Get wid di program

aldoah we not saying, &quot;Take that, bug!&quot; </div></div>

whaaa, dat look good man, raatid, den u haffe plug dat in???

no laaf man, me never hear bout it before

[sistactry]

Re: Happy Friday

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">and another

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canuck, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 53 Africans walk into a fine dining restaurant.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">&quot;I'm sorry,&quot; said the snooty maître d', &quot;but you can't come in here without a Thai.&quot;</div></div></div> </div></div>

ohhh no...but Kia, u cant tell dat joke unless u spell it,

[Peasie]

Re: Happy Friday

Kia's first joke

Kia's second joke

SistaCtry - it comes with an electrical charger