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<span style="font-weight: bold"> A little old lady from Kingston dies and goes to Heaven.
As she is standing at the Pearly Gates labrishing with St.Peter
she suddenly hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.
"Oh, don't mind that," says St. Peter,
"it is only someone having the holes bored in their
shoulders for wings."
The little old lady looks upset, but carries on talking with St. Peter.
Ten minutes later, she hears more ghastly, agonising screams.
"Lawd mi God!" exclaims the little old lady,
"Ah what a gwaan now?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their heads
drilled to fit the halo."
The little old lady freaks out. Mi cyaan tek it! Mi cyaan tan'it!
Mi a lef out a ya and go down inna Hell."
"You can't go there!" exclaims St.Peter.
"You'll be raped !"
"Yes, sah, mi know sah. But mi already have de hole fi dat!"</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold"> A little old lady from Kingston dies and goes to Heaven.
As she is standing at the Pearly Gates labrishing with St.Peter
she suddenly hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.
"Oh, don't mind that," says St. Peter,
"it is only someone having the holes bored in their
shoulders for wings."
The little old lady looks upset, but carries on talking with St. Peter.
Ten minutes later, she hears more ghastly, agonising screams.
"Lawd mi God!" exclaims the little old lady,
"Ah what a gwaan now?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their heads
drilled to fit the halo."
The little old lady freaks out. Mi cyaan tek it! Mi cyaan tan'it!
Mi a lef out a ya and go down inna Hell."
"You can't go there!" exclaims St.Peter.
"You'll be raped !"
"Yes, sah, mi know sah. But mi already have de hole fi dat!"</span>