Jokes

[Magician]

Amad man at Bellevue Hospital climbed a tree and spent half day on that tree.
All of a sudden he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground full force!!
A doctor rushed to the scene and ask sir, whats the matter with you ?
The mad man replied: "Ediat! Yuh nuh see seh mi ripe!"

[Peasie]

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joke from primary school days

[kia027]

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[kia027]

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1. Why does your nose run and your feet smell??



2. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers??



3. If a vampire can’t see himself in the mirror then why is his hair always so neat??



4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



5. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?



6. How is it possible to have a civil war?



7. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xigaM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Amad man at Bellevue Hospital climbed a tree and spent half day on that tree.
All of a sudden he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground full force!!
A doctor rushed to the scene and ask sir, whats the matter with you ?
The mad man replied: &quot;Ediat! Yuh nuh see seh mi ripe!&quot;
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wwaaaiiiiiii ah Dead!

Ah so Jamaican mad man facety to yuh nuh - de ting so obvious!

talk de troot Magix - ah deh so yuh devlop yuh love of flying nuh troo?

[Magician]

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Well wi nuh deh a Bellevue again mi dear.

A mi one fly out!

Mi nuh to to sure how yuh get weh...

[sistactry]

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- so Jazz u naa go taak how u get whey, dwl

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> - so Jazz u naa go taak how u get whey, dwl </div></div>

Talk de tings nuh Jazz!