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A chicken farmer went to a local bar...sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence,' the farmer says,
'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.' 'This is a special day
for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence,'
says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man ... 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, .. 'Wow, what a coincidence...'
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence,' the farmer says,
'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.' 'This is a special day
for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence,'
says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man ... 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, .. 'Wow, what a coincidence...'
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