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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
> the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
> tired of hearing all the bickering.
>
> Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
> set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
> will judge who does the better job."
>
> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>
> They moused.
>
> They faxed.
>
> They e-mailed.
>
> They e-mailed with attachments.
>
> They downloaded.
>
> They did spreadsheets!
>
> They wrote reports.
>
> They created labels and cards.
>
> They created charts and graphs.
>
> They did some genealogy reports
>
> They did every job known to man.
>
> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency
>
> and Satan was faster.
>
> Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
> across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
> went off..
>
> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
> the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back
> on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching
> frantically,
> screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power
> went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
> files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became
> irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
> has all his work and I don't have any?"
>
> God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES!!!
>
> the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
> tired of hearing all the bickering.
>
> Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
> set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
> will judge who does the better job."
>
> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>
> They moused.
>
> They faxed.
>
> They e-mailed.
>
> They e-mailed with attachments.
>
> They downloaded.
>
> They did spreadsheets!
>
> They wrote reports.
>
> They created labels and cards.
>
> They created charts and graphs.
>
> They did some genealogy reports
>
> They did every job known to man.
>
> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency
>
> and Satan was faster.
>
> Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
> across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
> went off..
>
> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
> the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back
> on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching
> frantically,
> screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power
> went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
> files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became
> irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
> has all his work and I don't have any?"
>
> God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES!!!
>
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