Dirty Joke

[julie*mango]

A little boy goes to school one day with his cat. The teacher asks him why did he bring his cat to school, because they were not allowed to bring pets to class. The little boy tearfully replied:

I couldn't leave him at home today, Daddy told mommy he was going to eat the [cat] while I was at school. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]


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[Boopie2]

Re: Dirty Joke

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] You want a lock don't cha? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Dirty Joke

caan badda,

[julie*mango]

Re: Dirty Joke

I said it was dirty...sheesh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

Since when unoo stawt wear halo?

[evanovitch]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A little boy goes to school one day with his cat. The teacher asks him why did he bring his cat to school, because they were not allowed to bring pets to class. The little boy tearfully replied:

I couldn't leave him at home today, Daddy told mommy he was going to eat the [cat] while I was at school. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] u mek mi choke an haffi cafff

[julie*mango]

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I did too when I read it...mi nuh usually read dese forwards in my inbox but this one got me somehow [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I said it was dirty...sheesh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

Since when unoo stawt wear halo? </div></div>

a whappen to u, mine nuh did dutty to, whey u a chat bout halo??

but since no baddie neen a say nutten me get shy and tek it down, u did see de joke??

[julie*mango]

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nope [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] Anyways mi gone go get mi offspring...later. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wavey.gif[/img]

[Derek]

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A little boy bursts into his parents' bedroom and catches them 'doin' it'. Dad laughs, throws a pillow at him and tells him to get out.

The next day, dad bursts into the boy's bedroom and catches him doin' it with granny.

Dad: 'OMG!!!'
Boy: 'Not so funny when it's YOUR mum is it?'

[Nylah]

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Derek - that's not right atall

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[Derek]

Re: Dirty Joke

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Nylah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

that's not right atall

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>
That's what the dad said after 'OMG!!!'