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Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
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> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
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> until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
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> could arrange a divorce for him.
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> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
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> circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
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> Have you any grounds?
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> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
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> No, I mean what is the foundation of this c ase?
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> It made of concrete.
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> I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
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> No, we have carport, and not need one.
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> I mean. What are your relations like?
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> All my relations still in Poland .
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> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
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> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
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> Does your wife beat you up?
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> No, I always up before her.
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> Is your wife a nagger?
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> No, she white.
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> Why do you want this divorce?
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> She going to kill me.
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> What makes you think that?
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> I got proof.
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> What kind of proof?
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> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
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> in bathroom.
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> I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'.
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> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
>
> until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
>
> could arrange a divorce for him.
>
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
>
> circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> Have you any grounds?
>
> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>
> No, I mean what is the foundation of this c ase?
>
> It made of concrete.
>
> I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
>
> No, we have carport, and not need one.
>
> I mean. What are your relations like?
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> All my relations still in Poland .
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> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>
> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>
> Does your wife beat you up?
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> No, I always up before her.
>
> Is your wife a nagger?
>
> No, she white.
>
> Why do you want this divorce?
>
> She going to kill me.
>
> What makes you think that?
>
> I got proof.
>
> What kind of proof?
>
> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
> shelf
>
> in bathroom.
>
> I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'.
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