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Two married women have been on a girl's night out when, whilst drunk, they needed to pee pee, so they crept into a graveyard and relieved themselves.
They suddenly realised they had nothing to wipe themselves with so one wiped herself with her knickers and threw them away whilst the other grabbed hold of a wreath and wiped herself with that.
The following night their husbands were having a beer when one said, 'l think l'd better keep an eye on wifey, as she came home last night without her drawers on!' The second one said 'Hmmm, l found my wife asleep on the sofa this morning with a card sticking out of her behind that said...
'THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. WE'LL MISS YOU!
From all the guys at the firestation.'
They suddenly realised they had nothing to wipe themselves with so one wiped herself with her knickers and threw them away whilst the other grabbed hold of a wreath and wiped herself with that.
The following night their husbands were having a beer when one said, 'l think l'd better keep an eye on wifey, as she came home last night without her drawers on!' The second one said 'Hmmm, l found my wife asleep on the sofa this morning with a card sticking out of her behind that said...
'THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. WE'LL MISS YOU!
From all the guys at the firestation.'
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