Once you reveal you're a Jamaican

[Tropicana]

wen mii didd youngar wan ooman told mii da same ting. mii tell ar dat natt troo ann to prove itt shi shood go out widd mii. date ar fe ova a ear

...and did you conduct yourself like a gentleman or behave like a playa.

[Peasie]

With some folks, once they know you're Jamaican, they immediately think you are soooo cool

My grown sons love to use their half-Jamaican (their term, not mine) status as some kind of cachet to impress friends or as a chick magnet

[Wahalla]

With some folks, once they know you're Jamaican, they immediately think you are soooo cool

My grown sons love to use their half-Jamaican (their term, not mine) status as some kind of cachet to impress friends or as a chick magnet

All my children school friends think I am cool.... but I think that has more to do with the fact that I actually talk to them to the chagrin of my children...

[Peasie]

I know this to be true

[MsExced]

Yep Wahalla me too and mi son always a tell them plead the 5th, but them just spill them guts to me(or maybe is my sweet innocent look)

[missus_vegas]

yall need to update your spreadsheets


mi mumma half jamaican so mi have likkle jamaican blood and das enuff fi mi soh move

yankee doodle went to town...... just saying

[Fancy DatdamnDiva]

You are Jamaican fancy? mi neva know

yes ma'am

so u a quadmaican den!

wah name soh kia

[Fancy DatdamnDiva]

lawd fancy, wah mek u a boof we suh? mi nain know say yuh modda hail from yawd. nuh wonda u blend een suh good. and mi did tink a just smart u did smart . hush yaw my girl

mi smawt tuh yuhsi

[Fancy DatdamnDiva]

yankee doodle went to town...... just saying

[Wahalla]

Yep Wahalla me too and mi son always a tell them plead the 5th, but them just spill them guts to me(or maybe is my sweet innocent look)

I usually come out with some really bad jokes....and I hear my children screach... "Daddddddddddd"...


Couple times they have been told... " I want to be you... your mum is so pretty your Dad is Jamaican and so funny"....

And one time my wife got told " your husband looks so ugly then he starts to talk in that Jamaican accent he says all those things.. we want to leave our husbands"

only problem is my wife is the second prettiest ooman on the planet all this opportunity is wid huggly ooman.....

[CeaBee]

the only thing my children's friends say about my accent is "what"? ( whenever i forget myself and start my normal fast talking )

no cool points fi me it seems

[FLUFFY]

They always ask if mi smoke weed.
Some say "that's why you are so smart"

[Peasie]

Yeah. The ganja association If I choose to respond, it is usually with a look of aghast as if they just used the most derogatory word.

[My Looh]

That is the big one for me too.

"Do you smoke di ganja mon?"

[CeaBee]

No one has ever asked me that. Y'all probably just look like ganja smokers ..mon....



and whoever come ask me what that look like - me gwine tell them fi look inna the mirror