Jamaican Alias Names?

[j-kid]

Mi sure unnu grow up wid som people whe all unnu know was dem alias names. If dem life depended pan it, an smaddi ask yuh whe dem real name was yuh could not say, or remember because all everybaddi eva call dem by was by dem alias. Mi wi start:

Saddle Head.
Horse Mouth.
Baba-Germs.
Tippo.
Blackie.
Bigga.
Face Man.

Unnu can list out some more?

[Peasie]

Biggah
Spud Head
Tiny (she ain't)
Nosehole (Sir Florizell Glasspole)
Track Mout
Peaches (she ain't)
Crank Hangle (older gentleman who was bent over)

[Wahalla]

Wi had a yuth call Pew, I'm was bline
****ting bull Im was fat
Longas Im was tall
Shekke
Bannaman im was greedy
Lipton Pronto. He had big lips and was a sprinter

[Suesumba]

man call hisself - QUICK - he was intellectually slow

[j-kid]

Ah lie, is him girlfren gi him dat name.

man call hisself - QUICK - he was intellectually slow

[missus_vegas]

stormey
mackerel eye pinchy ( think he has a fake eye...not sure if its a rumor i was too young to care)
pee-peep buggy jeep. and if u call her so she stone u.
donkey man (no explanation required. but mi no tink is true)
hog head
world head....of course him head big like a globe
chicken
pinchers
preacher
pawson....alway some ole ungoldy junking smaddy
itchy stitchy
doctor...i doubt him can even read much less be one
chubby
Zulubel ( she ugly . i tink dem meant she look like Shaka zulu)
goofy
duck ( all now some ppl still call mi dat mi use to ish nuff wen mi a toddler i guess)
princess ( some ppl still call me dat too cus mi did likkle and pretty and was only girl

[SandiF]

Milo
Bibbie
Shines
Tallman (dude was like 7 ft tall)
Cheetah (could a run)
Redman

[MsExced]

Juicy-him mouth run nuff water
Iron - she did tuff
Oneie- him have one eye
Reds- him red
Spinnas-could play cricket good

[Xavier]

I think Jamaicans have the funniest nick names. Here are some of the names from my high school in Jamaica. The funny think is most of us do not remember the real names of some of our school mates.

Double Ugly - They thought he was the ugliest as school until....some one uglier came along and he was called...

Triple Ugly - They thought he was the uglier that double ugly until...

Fipple/Ugly to the 4th degree - He was said to be the ugliest guy at school and he was proud of it.

Hog Eye - A fair skin fellow whoes eye were always red

Neegle Nose - Had a pointed noise

Creach - He was big like a creature

Grape Ape - Named after the carton show. He was the tallest and thickest guy in school...(RIP..passed away 2 year ago)

Bulla Don - He loved to eat Bulla and could really put food down.

Half Pound of Badness - This dude think he was bad but no one else thought he was.

Quarter Pound of Badness - This is the younger brother of the dude above...he also thought he was bad.

Bullhead - Had a big head and loved to head butt the football.

Pot cover - Had a flat head like a pot cover

Jabba - Had teeth that look like the cartoon Jabba Jaws

Ducky - Short dud (He is tall now..lol)

Wolf - Looked like a wolf

Stink Wolf - Had the same pet name but a strong odor, which he was proud of. He was the first wolf but was given the "stink" to differentiate him from the other wolf.

Oola Woman - Effeminate dude

Dutty Stinkin - This Dude had very bad hygiene and did not care. This name stuck.

Saggle Head - Head shaped like a saddle with a dip.

Apples - Had a big Adam's apple

There are alot more but some can't be published here...

[FLUFFY]

Fotta - good soccer player
Blue
Curry
Duppy canery - ppl wicked sah
Gungo
Uma
Pinhead
Fatty
Witch

[j-kid]

Day Ghost - Di Rollington Town pickney dem use tuh call di iglah ooman dat, an si would get man an stone dem. Shi almost buss mi azz wan day wid ah piece ah rubber tire, caa shi taught mi look like smaddi whe call har soh. Shi call mi fi com here, but mi neva goh ova deh. Shi falla mi home an show mi Madda whe shi di hav fi mi.

[Fancy DatdamnDiva]

Bagga
Goldie
Gutta Man

[Xavier]

Day Ghost