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An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise
apartment building
in New York , going to visit some relatives. A beautiful
young woman gets
in smelling like very expensive perfume. She turns up her
nose at the
old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio, Beverly Hills,
$120.00 an
ounce. "The old lady with a deadpan expression says
nothing.
Another young and beautiful woman smelling expensive,
enters the lift,
turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel
No.5, Paris , $200.00 an ounce "The lift is now filled with
the aroma of
the magnificent scents of the combined perfumes.
One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her destination, she
quietly eases out a long silent fart, which quickly
overpowers the
combined expensive perfumes and leaves the two women with
water in their
eyes. As she steps out of the elevator, she turns and says "Calaloo,
Jamaica, 5 dalla a bungle."
apartment building
in New York , going to visit some relatives. A beautiful
young woman gets
in smelling like very expensive perfume. She turns up her
nose at the
old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio, Beverly Hills,
$120.00 an
ounce. "The old lady with a deadpan expression says
nothing.
Another young and beautiful woman smelling expensive,
enters the lift,
turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel
No.5, Paris , $200.00 an ounce "The lift is now filled with
the aroma of
the magnificent scents of the combined perfumes.
One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her destination, she
quietly eases out a long silent fart, which quickly
overpowers the
combined expensive perfumes and leaves the two women with
water in their
eyes. As she steps out of the elevator, she turns and says "Calaloo,
Jamaica, 5 dalla a bungle."
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