13 Most Ridiculous Excuses For Calling In Sick This Year.

[j-kid]

LEADERSHIP | 10/24/2013 @ 9:00AM |6,622 views

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacquelynsmith/2013/10/24/the-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-this-year/

[Peasie]

Bunch a lazy excuse-mekking set a Jamaicans

1. Kia said the chemical in the turkey made her fall asleep and she missed her shift
2. Nunya's false teeth flew out the window while driving down the highway.
3. Blu felt like he was so angry he was going to hurt someone if he came in.
4. CeaBee said someone glued her doors and windows shut so she couldn't leave the house to come to work
5. Tanya's football team lost on Sunday so she needed Monday to recover.
6. Suesumba bit her tongue and couldn't talk.
7. Twiney claimed a swarm of bees surrounded her vehicle and she couldn't make it in.
8. RichD needed to finish Christmas shopping.
9. Tuff Gong was quitting smoking and was grouchy.
10. Vegas got lost and ended up in another state.
11. DahJah received a threatening phone call from the electric company and needed to report it to the FBI.
12. Gen couldn't decide what to wear.
13. Xavier's fake eye was falling out of its socket.

[Xavier]

Bunch a lazy excuse-mekking set a Jamaicans

1. Kia said the chemical in the turkey made her fall asleep and she missed her shift
2. Nunya's false teeth flew out the window while driving down the highway.
3. Blu felt like he was so angry he was going to hurt someone if he came in.
4. CeaBee said someone glued her doors and windows shut so she couldn't leave the house to come to work
5. Tanya's football team lost on Sunday so she needed Monday to recover.
6. Suesumba bit her tongue and couldn't talk.
7. Twiney claimed a swarm of bees surrounded her vehicle and she couldn't make it in.
8. RichD needed to finish Christmas shopping.
9. Tuff Gong was quitting smoking and was grouchy.
10. Vegas got lost and ended up in another state.
11. DahJah received a threatening phone call from the electric company and needed to report it to the FBI.
12. Gen couldn't decide what to wear.
13. Xavier's fake eye was falling out of its socket.

I have to use one of these....

[Suesumba]

[QUOTE=Peasie;733598]Bunch a lazy excuse-mekking set a Jamaicans


mi aunty mavis would hole yu an kill yu. a soh shi tan

[Peasie]

I have to use one of these....

those are real-world examples from J-Kid's article

btw death to that rofl smiley

[Peasie]

mi aunty mavis would hole yu an kill yu. a soh shi tan

aunty mavis takes no prisoners