DWL

[diabolical_Tanya]

An old man, Mr. Kelly, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.


"Yes nurse Tracy" said Mr. Kelly, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."


Knowing her patients were forgetful, and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,

"Oh I'm so sorry Mr. Kelly, please accept my condolences."


The following day, Mr. Kelly was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas,

when he met nurse Tracy.


"Mr. Kelly," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."


"But nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Kelly, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."


"Yes you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.


"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

[R00TS]

Re: DWL

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

Re: DWL

fuss good ting u eva poas [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: DWL

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fuss good ting u eva poas [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Yvonne N.]

Re: DWL

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend,

"I had no idea you were so religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

[R00TS]

Re: DWL

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: DWL

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaZeen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An old man, Mr. Kelly, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.


"Yes nurse Tracy" said Mr. Kelly, "My private part died today, and I am very sad."


Knowing her patients were forgetful, and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,

"Oh I'm so sorry Mr. Kelly, please accept my condolences."


The following day, Mr. Kelly was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas,

when he met nurse Tracy.


"Mr. Kelly," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."


"But nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Kelly, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."


"Yes you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.


"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
</div></div>

<span style='font-family: Century Gothic'>Look like mi affi come dung ere more awfn </span>

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: DWL

ok....that was good. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: DWL

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shandra</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend,

"I had no idea you were so religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
</div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] poor bredda