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Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
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The Boss
Previous Next One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''Comment
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.Comment
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@ lawyer one
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, the boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good!' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good!'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.Comment
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come here CB
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I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari.Comment
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True and recent story ....this happened to me during the xmas break one big hawsss spider a run cross di kitchen floor, mi juss grab one tupperware like ting an cover him up intending fi get mi bredda big dawg fi come deal wid him case (Sandy usually eat dem)
lawks mi figet bout him fi few days then mi sight di tuppaware ting pan di ground an a wonder what it a do pan di floor pick it up an spy di dead spider and it alll came flashing back
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yuh mad to neck back.
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Next time I am bored at a social function, I'm going to start a conversation with a stranger with, "So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback."
I crack myself up
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