Boardlane Trial: Bigballa (Verdict Is In!)

[julie*mango]

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well hear ye hear ye...trial stawt


mek a gi unno mi hopening hargiment


*eh hem hem hem*


Ladies and genklemen:

On Hoktobah di tird Bigballa introduced shimself to di board.

Almost immediately, women like Pepper, Compry, Bandanna, TLC, Fancy and Suesumba were intrigued.


Bigballa announced that shim was looking for a Jamaican wife. Suesumba made it known to shim that she was available.

Evidence #864385

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bigballa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so this is not the place to find my future Jamaican wife then? </div></div>

here i am sweet cheeks

</div></div>

also evidence #864386

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bigballa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i see big and ball </div></div>Yes big do you like that? </div></div>



So all this time the ladies were of the impression that Bigballa was a man until that fateful day.

Haktobah 31st...Halloween..when Boricua Papi returned from whence him did disappear to and greeted us wid a &quot; &quot;.

Evidence #878174

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bigballa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: B_P</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

glad you are still around </div></div>

hmmmmmm </div></div>


Based on this we can tell that

a) Bigballa is not a newbie

and

b) Bigballa is not a man..wish man a go hug up nex man pon yah???

In closing, mi hope di jury (dat is unoo) will find di defendant guilty of misleading di ooman dem an trow di book at him.

I rest my case,
tank yu!

[julie*mango]

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Ammended witness list:

Suesumba
Fancy
TLC
Pepper
Compry
Jazz
Bandanna
Annshan
Bizi
BP

[Magician]

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Do I have to? &lt;kissteet&gt;

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Opening statement for the defense.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my job here today is not to prove to you that Bigballa is a man, my job here today is to refute the allegations of the prosecution.

It is the procecution's job to prove beyond a a prepondersittinnedda of a doubt that my client is not who he presittinnedda else himself to be.

I ask the prosecutionister to prove to you today whicpawt Bigballa had prior knowledge dat B_P was not a woman? As that is the defense that he is claiming in his defense. He thought B_P was a woman and wanted to feel a part of the crowd.

I rest my opening argument Amen

[CeaBee]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">he wanted to feel a part of the crowd.
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me know seh me did feel smaddy pinch me u nuh

[julie*mango]

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First witness for the prosecution


Bandanna..please take the stand.

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I ask the prosecutionister to prove to you today whicpawt Bigballa had prior knowledge dat B_P was not a woman?</div></div>

[julie*mango]

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BOADWL!!

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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[CeaBee]

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*tek pot offa the fire and look fi bible*

repeat awta me

I bandanna being of somewhat sound mine and cheeseburgless since last friday , do solemnly swear to tell the truth... or NOT...kikikki


Miss skelly u can ask the questions dem u did rehearse wid har earlier, now.

[Magician]

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[julie*mango]

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ch o yah Bandit a tek too lang..

prosecution call Suesumba...


CB cum swear her in

[julie*mango]

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cho skip Suesumba

Bizi to the stand please.

where is my bailiff? di food a go bun up anyways yu nuh CB

[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix_di_PM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I ask the prosecutionister to prove to you today whicpawt Bigballa had prior knowledge dat B_P was not a woman?</div></div>

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[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ch o yah Bandit a tek too lang.. </div></div>




yuh fi send subpoena to do witness PM dem!