Boardlane Trial: Bigballa (Verdict Is In!)

[seldom]

Re: Boardlane Trial: Bigballa

Your honor.

After reviewing the evidence as set forth by the prosecuter WE the jury find the defendent GUILTY of impersonating a male.

As to the charge of breaking the hearts of many women, we the jury also find the defendent GILTY as charged.

We the jury here by recommend <span style="font-weight: bold">Bigballa</span> be sentenced to a lifetime ban from JA.com, the island of Jamaica, and ANY events of and/or pertaining to the afformentioned.

[julie*mango]

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but mi wanted Suesumba fi testify fuss

[seldom]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">but mi wanted Suesumba fi testify fuss </div></div>

SueSumba can still testify, IF she wishes to have her testimony counted on ocurt record she is to go downtown and join the line fill out a court affadavit as well as an attestaion which she will sign and date. Then she has to have her attestion and affadavit signed by a member of her church clergy, notarized, signed by a judge, as well as a member of this jury.

thank you...

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix_di_PM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I ask the prosecutionister to prove to you today whicpawt Bigballa had prior knowledge dat B_P was not a woman?</div></div>

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BOADWL -wwaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii - Magic is why u nuh tap mek mi buss out bid ole dutty laugh inna de people dem Office????? whooiiii - mi seh!!! mi sarry mi miss dis - oonu funny nuh racko - mi stiall waan goi mi testimony - weh de prosecuta deh???

[julie*mango]

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come Mrs Jazz

come tell di jury how yu cum crass Bigballa

[diabolical_Tanya]

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But si yah how unno a fine mi client guilty an mi not even present wi defense yet?

[julie*mango]

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well Jazz witniss di outing of yu cliant so she haffi testrify

[Jazz]

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Yes Yes - I had some one on one interaction with teh aforementioned individual when he first presented himself in teh shoutbax...

at the time I inquired as to the origins of him (or as we know now it to be SHIM )name

he further went on to state that the name had nothing to do with swollen testicles or anything of that nature but rather because they like to &quot;ball&quot; an that they coached a little league team

on the day in question when they revealed their alter ego or lyad ways...

I was in the thread where BP came and traced off the board - I was simply browsing for mi nevva know if im did bex wid mi fe laugh afta im big farrid one time too many

an I did wikniss de big hug up an kiss weh big balla plant pan im an seh - an I quote &quot;glad to see you still around&quot;

I was STUNNED to say the least I was like and and and

so mi run fe go quote it an capcha de moment as did Barrista Skelly - but by time mi hit submit - de SHIM had erased the reply and disappeared from off de face of boardlane...

mi have it pan good sourc es seh ah wan ah dem fram crass de border <span style="font-size: 8pt">(canada)</span>

So help mi dis is de troot de whole troot an nutten but de troot!!!! <span style="font-weight: bold">SWEAR!!!</span>

[Bizzy]

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Welcome bac Jazz

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
an I did wikniss de big hug up an kiss weh big balla plant pan im an seh - an I quote &quot;glad to see you still around&quot;

I was STUNNED to say the least I was like and and and </div></div>

AHA!!!

So from dis so called Big Balla hug up BP...

<span style="font-style: italic">
<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Sidebar:</span> BP it look like di man dem love hug yu up an chow leg ova yu eeh </span></span>


eeh hee...hug up BP and seh &quot;glad to see you still around&quot; what do you conclude?

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[
<span style="font-style: italic">
<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Sidebar:</span> BP it look like di man dem love hug yu up an chow leg ova yu eeh </span></span>


eeh hee...hug up BP and seh &quot;glad to see you still around&quot; what do you conclude? </div></div>

waaiiieeee BP appeal more to de man dem it seem wat a ting

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: seldom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Your honor.

After reviewing the evidence as set forth by the prosecuter WE the jury find the defendent GUILTY of impersonating a male.

As to the charge of breaking the hearts of many women, we the jury also find the defendent GILTY as charged.

We the jury here by recommend <span style="font-weight: bold">Bigballa</span> be sentenced to a lifetime ban from JA.com, the island of Jamaica, and ANY events of and/or pertaining to the afformentioned. </div></div>

Yuh nuh see seh a mi one gwine read di sintin deh!

Afta mi nuh clear fi mi chrowt an puton reading glass fi nuttin. &lt;kissteet&gt;

Mrs. Jazzx' testimising shall be includated in the delibarating.

Anyone else haveth anythingeth fi seh bout dis ya <span style="text-decoration: line-through">gyal</span> defenant weh comeen lakka <span style="text-decoration: line-through">dutty ole</span> man?

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Your honour respected members of the jury,

In defense of the defendant my client Bigballa Kelly, I submit to you that all the prostitution has managed to prove is that My client Bigballa mistook BP for a woman and greeted him with a hug.

They have failed to prove any fraudulent or heartbreaking activities by my client.

I rest dis case

[julie*mango]

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ammm....BP always has his pichra in him avatar

[Bizzy]

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what a load a crap