Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up:
PRISON vs Work
prison
You spend most of your
time in a 10X10 cell
work
You spend most of your
time in an 6X6 cubicle
prison
You get three meals a
day, fully paid for
work
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
prison
For good behavior,
you get time off
work
For good behavior,
you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself
prison
You can watch TV
and play games
work:
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
prison:
You get your own toilet
Work:
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat
Prison:
They allow your family
and friends to visit
work:
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
Prison:
All expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no
work required
work:
You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
prison:
You spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out
Work:
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON :
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK :
They're called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.
Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to check e-mails
PRISON vs Work
prison
You spend most of your
time in a 10X10 cell
work
You spend most of your
time in an 6X6 cubicle
prison
You get three meals a
day, fully paid for
work
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
prison
For good behavior,
you get time off
work
For good behavior,
you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself
prison
You can watch TV
and play games
work:
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
prison:
You get your own toilet
Work:
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat
Prison:
They allow your family
and friends to visit
work:
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
Prison:
All expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no
work required
work:
You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
prison:
You spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out
Work:
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON :
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK :
They're called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.
Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to check e-mails
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