Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

[uswe]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lets hope the journalist doesn't end up with one foot in the grave! </div></div>

You mean playing <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">footies</span> with Saddam? </div></div>



I think Saddam got a <span style="font-weight: bold">head </span>start on him!

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think Saddam got a <span style="font-weight: bold">head </span>start on him! </div></div>

Well the other shoe fell Bush has started another uprising in Iraq!

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<span style="font-style: italic">Andy BorowitzPosted December 14, 2008 | 11:13</span>

<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/yankees-sign-iraqi-hurler_b_150950.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Yankees Sign Iraqi Hurler</span></a>

<span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">In their latest bid to beef up their pitching rotation for the 2009 season, the New York Yankees today signed Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi to a three-year deal worth $32 million.

The right-handed al-Zeidi, 28, impressed the Yankee scouts with his performance in Baghdad yesterday when he threw both of his shoes at President George W. Bush.

While neither of the shoes hit their target, both throws &quot;had great velocity and good movement,&quot; said Yankee owner Hank Steinbrenner.

&quot;The first shoe was high and outside but the second one was right down the middle,&quot; Mr. Steinbrenner said.

The Yankee boss said that he was also impressed with Mr. al-Zeidi's fighting spirit when Secret Service agents tackled him.

&quot;That could come in handy when we have a series with Boston,&quot; he said.</span>


<span style="font-style: italic">Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com.</span>

[uswe]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think Saddam got a <span style="font-weight: bold">head </span>start on him! </div></div>

Well the other shoe fell Bush has started another uprising in Iraq! </div></div>


They'll be a new dance craze in Jamaica..everybody will be doin the <span style="font-weight: bold">&quot;Bush Duck&quot;</span>

[Hugo]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Baker Street</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">pity we live in such a PC world dat a Marine cudden did bax him dung an broke di shoe flinging hand...damn renk an outta orda fi a do dat to di President....dat is disrespecful an wudda did ha dem a plan jihad if smaddy dweet wid one a fi dem leader....

mi no eena di outright disrespect fi mi leaders pon a world stage....said way if a one try a ting wid Bruce mi wi bringle...ah sah

a hope a one deal wid him pon di sly..fi real..damn renk fi a sheg wid di office of di Presidency...not because but still fi all...renk </div></div>

What are you smoking chica?

Get off it.

Did you say &quot;disrespect?&quot;

Look what they did to Mr. Hussein, and what for? We violated a sovereign nation.

Did you say &quot;disrespect?&quot; When we call foreign Heads of State by their first name? &quot;Saddam&quot;

We went into their country and hanged him like a common mongrel; did you think everyone would be happy with that?

Which marines? The ones who are sorry the shoe missed? Or the ones who cannot wait to come home? No good deed goes unpunished as one of our posters sig reads. Bottom line, &quot;you reap what you sow.&quot; </div></div>

LOL...bad weed with nearly 100K Iraqis dead, their progress country smashed and the USA flushing billions down the toilet I can see the world wanting to fling more than a shoe or two as the USA President. </div></div>

LOL. Bad weed. LOL.

Seriously, respect is earned, not demanded. He never did his homework and listened to bad &quot;intelligence&quot;. Now the American people and our troops are getting the shietty end of the stick directly and indirectly because of his stupidity. Maybe Laura contacted the psychics like Madame Reagan, and they told her to tell him to be prepared to duck. That is why he is laughing, the shoe didn't claawt him, he was on guard.

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Baker Street</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Did you say &quot;disrespect?&quot;

Look what they did to Mr. Hussein, and what for? We violated a sovereign nation.

Did you say &quot;disrespect?&quot; When we call foreign Heads of State by their first name? &quot;Saddam&quot;

We went into their country and hanged him like a common mongrel; did you think everyone would be happy with that?

Which marines? The ones who are sorry the shoe missed? Or the ones who cannot wait to come home? No good deed goes unpunished as one of our posters sig reads. Bottom line, &quot;you reap what you sow.&quot; </div></div>

Indeed.





<span style="font-style: italic">Derek

What the Iraqi who threw his shoes at Bush said:

Translation

Here's what the man said as he threw his shoes at Bush:

&quot;This is a farewell kiss for you, you dog.

This is from the widows, the orphans, and those killed in Iraq.&quot;

Well put.

Can we make this man an honorary American citizen?

After all, Bush created a lot of widows and orphans in America too.

It's a pity all this guy had was his shoes - and he didn't have better aim. </span>

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/500.html

[jah_yout]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MissMonroeFan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wonder if the journalist got back his desert Clarks? </div></div>Nope

He is in jail
The shoes are being held as evidence
and
The Iraqi people are up in arms,they consider him a hero. </div></div>

it's funny because i thought this 'house of saddam' movie playing now would make him a sympathetic figure to the iraqis

[Derek]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">damn renk fi a sheg wid di office of di Presidency</div></div>




You wouldn't say that if the shoe was on the other foot.

[uswe]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">damn renk fi a sheg wid di office of di Presidency</div></div>




You wouldn't say that if the shoe was on the other foot. </div></div>


Especially if they're Clarks

[Wendy]

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I just finished reading this thread and I have tears in my eyes..unu funny bad

All mi know is ..if dem try dis man ..

If Boot fit or noh fit …dem MUS ACQUIT!

[Sinco01]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I just finished reading this thread and I have tears in my eyes..unu funny bad

All mi know is ..if dem try dis man ..

<span style="font-weight: bold">If Boot fit or noh fit …dem MUS ACQUIT!</span>
</div></div>

[Sinco01]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">but yuh notice the second shoes naily ketch him

reports are that the guy did get kidnap him mussie had enough of wha a gwaan ovah deh </div></div>

is this the same guy .. ?
no ransom asked for ..
got released in the middle of the night ..
used his tie and shoelaces to gag and tie him up ..

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sinco01</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">but yuh notice the second shoes naily ketch him

reports are that the guy did get kidnap him mussie had enough of wha a gwaan ovah deh </div></div>

is this the same guy .. ?
no ransom asked for ..
got released in the middle of the night ..
used his tie and shoelaces to gag and tie him up ..

</div></div>Are you saying his captors water-booted him?

[Sinco01]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

Maybe wid im grand pa waterboot .. to boot

[uswe]

Re: Iraqi lick Bush wid a shoe.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sinco01</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">but yuh notice the second shoes naily ketch him

reports are that the guy did get kidnap him mussie had enough of wha a gwaan ovah deh </div></div>

is this the same guy .. ?
no ransom asked for ..
got released in the middle of the night ..
used his tie and shoelaces to gag and tie him up ..

</div></div>Are you saying his captors water-booted him? </div></div>

Or are you saying Bush couldn't give two boots?