Me, DAN and MAX

[Emperah]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">si a real dog here

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a weh yuh find dem yaad dawg from

[Jazz]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chitown</div><div class="ubbcode-body">po 'lil jazzy <span style="font-style: italic">welcum to di pet ownah wurl</span>

consider getting him a job </div></div>

mi ah wonda if mi can get im fe pose fe 2 photgraphg or supm... but im woulda probly jus hump dem awf an nuh do weh him suppose fe do

lets jus say that none of the throw cusions in teh family room are virgins anymore - him hump evryting weh him can ketch... an im so likkle an tumpa dat im can barely reach moas time

so now mi haffe ah look bout getting him neutered = neda expense an trauma... \o/

[Emperah]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chitown</div><div class="ubbcode-body">likkle Max well cute <span style="font-style: italic">an mi tink im fayvah Dahjah </span> </div></div>

BOAL - wid de long hair nuh troo wwaaaiiiiiiiii good wan </div></div>

[RichD]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SoreFooTdahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

a weh yuh find dem yaad dawg from </div></div> yard

[Jazz]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

so de laytest ting now is dat we sine him up fe some training classes... de fuss class dem postpone troo ah him wan sine up...

so we go ah de fuss wan Sunday gaawn... of course mi haffe go along

so de young ooman wat was teaching de class look like she jus come outta nappy weh day... seh we to muss teach him how fe WATCH to get his attention before we give him a command...

so how we do dat is dat we tek a miniscule peece ah treat inna we han - mek him smell it an den pint to we yeye an seh &quot;WATCH&quot;

den wen him mek yeye contact we click de &quot;good boy&quot; clicker an gi him de treat...

so den she tell all de owners (about 5 families) to go to diff. parts of the place - find a quiet spot and practice wid de dawg dem an she wi come fine we...

well we ova deh ah practice out baxside - Max get bored an ah try pull dung tings offa de shelf - AAAALLLL now de omman doan reach...

wen mi look mi si dem siddung back inna de class an mi still ah wait...

so mi go back ova deh - mi seh &quot;did you forget us&quot;

she seh &quot;OH Iam soooo sorry&quot;

mi

so mi bex fe res ah de whole class - Max ah de smalliss wan in deh an him ah growl afta de pit bull

den de ress ah de parent dem u can tel seh dem ah ova acheivers - fe dem dawg stawt WATCH an SIT an do all sort a supm widin minutes of ebtering de class - Max watch until im get im treat an dats de end of dat...


Some how mi nuh tink dis training gwne be useful and deres 7 hours out of mi life dat i'll nevver get back

[Kurlie]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so de laytest ting now is dat we sine him up fe some training classes... de fuss class dem postpone troo ah him wan sine up...

so we go ah de fuss wan Sunday gaawn... of course mi haffe go along

so de young ooman wat was teaching de class look like she jus come outta nappy weh day... seh we to muss teach him how fe WATCH to get his attention before we give him a command...

so how we do dat is dat we tek a miniscule peece ah treat inna we han - mek him smell it an den pint to we yeye an seh &quot;WATCH&quot;

den wen him mek yeye contact we click de &quot;good boy&quot; clicker an gi him de treat...

so den she tell all de owners (about 5 families) to go to diff. parts of the place - find a quiet spot and practice wid de dawg dem an she wi come fine we...

well we ova deh ah practice out baxside - Max get bored an ah try pull dung tings offa de shelf - AAAALLLL now de omman doan reach...

wen mi look mi si dem siddung back inna de class an mi still ah wait...

so mi go back ova deh - mi seh &quot;did you forget us&quot;

she seh &quot;OH Iam soooo sorry&quot;

mi

so mi bex fe res ah de whole class - Max ah de smalliss wan in deh an him ah growl afta de pit bull

den de ress ah de parent dem u can tel seh dem ah ova acheivers - fe dem dawg stawt WATCH an SIT an do all sort a supm widin minutes of ebtering de class - Max watch until im get im treat an dats de end of dat...


Some how mi nuh tink dis training gwne be useful and deres 7 hours out of mi life dat i'll nevver get back </div></div>

typical male...shawt attention span

[Emperah]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
typical male...shawt attention span </div></div>

Hal kno seh yuh feel dis way

[kia027]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so anyway - now i gotta shell out money fro him to go to the groomers every month... did you know that they charge extra to brush their teeth

den anytime we lef town I have to pay someone to sit him for me = that is another expense... an de lady weh we use is a Latino lady - very nice - but she is a spoiler...

we tell har fe only give him his hard food - once a day...

she cook up chiken fe him an feed him morning and evening... mek him run loose inna de house an sleep pon de furniture...

so every time him come back we haffe go troo behaviour modification... fuss awf him refuse to eat for at least two days caws nuh chikin nevva inna de food - is only wen de hunga lick im - im saunter over to de bowl an tek 2 bite...

all dis time ah MI haffe ah deal wid im training, behavioural problems, visits to the vet, visists to de groomers, sitters fee, pads, food \o/

I AM LIKE WHYYYYYYYY \o/ </div></div>


Max cute
and to respond to the quoted above... welcome to MY WORLD

[Emperah]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

mi tink Jazz a guh need de one Victoria

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="color: #666666"> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...how delightful...yu get wan dawg dats cute an smart...!

You even catch on to his needs areddi...you're going to be great with the Emperor...Max.

You've scored an 'A' for right vocabulary, good attitude and willingness to care for an animal.
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<span style="font-style: italic">Keep this: you may need it for Max:</span>

[Kurlie]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TrongFooTdahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
typical male...shawt attention span </div></div>

Hal kno seh yuh feel dis way </div></div>

yep and him try hard to prove mi wrong

[Nanook]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

Awwwwwwww what a cutie! Funny the way you tell the story Jazz but yeah it's a little bit of hassle but the rewards are so great!

Do you belong to a Sams Club or Costco or some such warehouse shopping or know someone who does? They sell some pads for incontinence that are much bigger than the puppy pads and are much cheaper too. About 25.00 for 120 of them. You might want to look into that.

Little dogs are suckers for a treat. I always treat train! Watch out the bigger dogs at class don't get too close to him. it has happened that a large breed can injure or kill a small dog in the class situation, especially beginners classes.

Goodluck with little Max!

[blugiant]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yu dawg look like wan aff dem gremlin </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">GOH DEAD AH BUSH</span>! </div></div>


y gizmo wass a cute gremlin

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

My what a lovely cat, Jazzy. And he thinks he is people with that jacket on.

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Me, DAN and MAX

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dis is Max

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Here kitty!