England peeps

[Hopyoneson]

I need some on the ground information not wikipedia or google info, I have to be in Stoke D'Abernon near Cobham for a company trip and wondering if I should decline and pretend seh mi sick. Last year is near Windsor beside the dutty Thames dem put mi and mi see too much thrashy house, and cow and have fi tek taxi and train fi reach London.

Mi hoxing mi Jamaican people cause last year mi malice unu and go ask strangah.. next ting mi know dem a come offer fi fly come from Luximberg fi show mi round and odda tings (mi have fi decline mi nah look nobody)...why europe people tan so bad man.

Mi not looking fi stay anobody yard mi just want know if it worth fi go. And if Jamaican live round deh so.. Thanks in advance and happy new year.

[Derek]

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You won't see too many black faces around Cobham, Surrey. But I think your biggest problem right now would be the cold!

[Hopyoneson]

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damn same as last year...Thanks for the reply derek

[Wahalla]

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Alot of premier footballers league live out at Cobham. Ian Wright lived there for a while I beleive.. I played a cricket match there with a Jamaican team against a local team.. They were very friendly.. We lost as I recall... And it is in the stock broker belt...

There are some nice country pubs in that area. I went to with a rather attractive female years ago.. And I beleive I got coherst into playing a game of darts .... I like a pint of ale in a country pub...something very middle aged about it


But does having black faces make it a reason not to go to a place ??????

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> But does having black faces make it a reason not to go to a place ?????? </div></div>

Not at all.

[UKBlackLady]

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If you're looking for a certain <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">flavour</span></span>, sorry but it won't be found in Cobham and trying to reach it in London will be a bit of a long ting. Also as some one pointed out earlier, right now England is <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">COLE</span></span>

[Hopyoneson]

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I just got back from the UK and had a blast, all of you were right in your feedback it is a very wealthy area and not many people of color but the people were very polite and I did not have not one negative experience over there, even immigration was a breeze.

My one thing I got from this trip is travel with a open heart and a friendly attitude and dont judge a book by it cover. Sorry I took no pics as mi no act like touriss but have plenty a stories.

[MsExced]

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Then come share nuh, miss your stories.

[Morpheous]

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Rhaatid!! Wappen K20 my yute!! Yuh still alive lol. Sorry I missed your questions earlier. Cobham is a wealthy area, ppl aight still, not many 'blacks', nice golf course around there too. The drive to london is not all that far about 60 - 90 minutes max by car as I use to do that journey everyday to and from work at one time. Next time yuh going anywhere new search up on it nuh man pan di net.

A search on google would have given you this http://www.britinfo.net/index_Cobham.htm

[Hopyoneson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: More4us</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Rhaatid!! Wappen K20 my yute!! Yuh still alive lol. Sorry I missed your questions earlier. Cobham is a wealthy area, ppl aight still, not many 'blacks', nice golf course around there too. The drive to london is not all that far about 60 - 90 minutes max by car as I use to do that journey everyday to and from work at one time. Next time yuh going anywhere new search up on it nuh man pan di net.

A search on google would have given you this http://www.britinfo.net/index_Cobham.htm
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yes bredrin mi still deh bout but not on yah like mi used to... life and tings supa busy so mi come on when time allows.

Mi never really want read noh google or lonely planet review, mi want hear from a jamaican point of view hence mi ask the question. Yeah mi find out bout the drive to London dem charge mi congestion tax or some fawt like a dat when mi tek taxi come in one day... mi did also spend some time near London tower. Mi never reach Brixton dis time.

[Hopyoneson]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ms Exced</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Then come share nuh, miss your stories. </div></div>

Hello Ms Exced, good to see you bout the place, yes mi have some casual observations fi share fuss before tory, one a dem englan peeps have fi come help mi wid dis..so wha mek..

1)Every one a di security guard dem in a Harrods a some six foot plus hafrican or middle eastern?

2)What is up wid black people a walk and a eat chicken pon the streets, dis bwoy I swear to gad had on black goal keeper gloves and one helleva bucket a KFC a walk come dung the escalator at the waterloo tube station nearly shub mi dung the bucket a chicken so big.. just a nyam chicken straight from the KFC bucket...mi nearlly ask if him no shame, same when mi go a London nuff school youth a walk a nyam chicken out a box food pon the road

3)When since blazer and hoodie jacket go together

4)Why no brother the whole trip never look mi in the eye and gave the universal head nod, must be american ting dat

5)brothas noh date sistas no more over deh so

6)fish and chips..noh salt fish dat before dem salt it up and send it dung a yard

7)who knew dat tight pants come in again..mi cant believe mi eye, mi cant believe mi eye

8)Who knew the ashy look was back in vogue...man I know its cold but there was some rough looking people on the tube..got dyamn man

9)why the egg so runny and since when yu serve beans wid breakfast? Naw tell noh lie it work still.

10)Since when Banana republic tun big fashion, dem a try fool people wid dem cheap clothes a sell one tie fi all 60 pounds...mussi mad get dat a outlet cheep cheep.

Ms Exced mi will tell you bout the housekeeper whe try buss in pon mi fi sneak a peak...dyam old woman a try ketch mi juss a mi a change, dem noh knock pon door a englan

[Bandana]

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KINGSTON!!!




di housekeeper got taste eh?

[Wahalla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kingston20</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ms Exced</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Then come share nuh, miss your stories. </div></div>

Hello Ms Exced, good to see you bout the place, yes mi have some casual observations fi share fuss before tory, one a dem englan peeps have fi come help mi wid dis..so wha mek..

1)Every one a di security guard dem in a Harrods a some six foot plus hafrican or middle eastern?

<span style="font-weight: bold"> Wahalla: Well it is owned by an African of middle eastern extractions.. course u know bout deh roumours bout people who wuk ah harrods. Dere is a great Itlain resturant just crass deh road called singor sassis... </span>

2)What is up wid black people a walk and a eat chicken pon the streets, dis bwoy I swear to gad had on black goal keeper gloves and one helleva bucket a KFC a walk come dung the escalator at the waterloo tube station nearly shub mi dung the bucket a chicken so big.. just a nyam chicken straight from the KFC bucket...mi nearlly ask if him no shame, same when mi go a London nuff school youth a walk a nyam chicken out a box food pon the road

<span style="font-weight: bold"> wahalla: suh eating in public constitutes shame ???? chicken cosntitus a heatlher alternative to macdonals</span>

3)When since blazer and hoodie jacket go together

<span style="font-weight: bold"> wahalla: isnt that theme what is classifed as ghetto fablouliis </span>

4)Why no brother the whole trip never look mi in the eye and gave the universal head nod, must be american ting dat

<span style="font-weight: bold"> wahalla: Actually it is a Jamaican ting not looking in each others eyes... to this day anybody luk mi in deh yeye mi start prepare for battle... Deh only people mi luk in deh yeye are attractieve ooman and dat is because mi ah access if dem want anacanda.. Strickly for acedemic reasons of course</span>

5)brothas noh date sistas no more over deh so
<span style="font-weight: bold"> Wahalla: yes </span>

6)fish and chips..noh salt fish dat before dem salt it up and send it dung a yard

<span style="font-weight: bold">Wahalla: yu manage fi fine cod fish inna fish an chip shop ????? yu good... Cod is almost extints and extreemley expensive </span>

7)who knew dat tight pants come in again..mi cant believe mi eye, mi cant believe mi eye

8)Who knew the ashy look was back in vogue...man I know its cold but there was some rough looking people on the tube..got dyamn man

9)why the egg so runny and since when yu serve beans wid breakfast? Naw tell noh lie it work still.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Wahalla: yu explain how yu want yu egg cook.. And beans has always been served at breakfast.... </span>

10)Since when Banana republic tun big fashion, dem a try fool people wid dem cheap clothes a sell one tie fi all 60 pounds...mussi mad get dat a outlet cheep cheep.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Wahalla: one man fashion is anotehr mans bad taste.... </span>

Ms Exced mi will tell you bout the housekeeper whe try buss in pon mi fi sneak a peak...dyam old woman a try ketch mi juss a mi a change, dem noh knock pon door a englan </div></div>

the uk is not yanki land...

[MsExced]

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Yes hurry come tell mi bout the housekeeper a guess she see fresh meat

[Morpheous]

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1)wha mek.. Every one a di security guard dem in a Harrods a some six foot plus hafrican or middle eastern?
<span style="color: #CC0000">Mi nuh know heedah</span>

2)What is up wid black people a walk and a eat chicken pon the streets, dis bwoy I swear to gad had on black goal keeper gloves and one helleva bucket a KFC a walk come dung the escalator at the waterloo tube station nearly shub mi dung the bucket a chicken so big.. just a nyam chicken straight from the KFC bucket...mi nearlly ask if him no shame, same when mi go a London nuff school youth a walk a nyam chicken out a box food pon the road
<span style="color: #CC0000">LOL a mussi cravenn di bwoy cravenn. Mi si nuff white yutes do di same ting tuh lol</span>

3)When since blazer and hoodie jacket go together
<span style="color: #CC0000">Some ppl feel tuh demself sey dem a di cutting edge a fashion but fashion can also tun ppl innah fool. Yuh can't tell dem nutten caw dem feel seh it look cool </span>

4)Why no brother the whole trip never look mi in the eye and gave the universal head nod, must be american ting dat
<span style="color: #CC0000">Depends pan di area yuh innah. Innah brixton dem will do it. I always give the universal nodd tuh a bravah. Mind yuh mi nuh see di sistah dem do it a tall a tall in london or the states </span>

5)brothas noh date sistas no more over deh so
<span style="color: #CC0000">Yes nuff yutes a date white girls and breed dem but that is as far as it go in most cases. To be honest nuff a di white girl dem chase dung di 'black' yutes dem and 'bradaz ovah yah nuh have patience so if dem try affa a sistah and she play hard fi get him give up quick and go wid di white girl that tends to be less work... so dem a tell mi anyway lol </span>

6)fish and chips..noh salt fish dat before dem salt it up and send it dung a yard.
<span style="color: #CC0000">LOL. A di english traditional fast food dat as burger and fries are to americans. Mi nuh eat fish and chips anyway... mi nuh like it or how dem prepare it. </span>

7)who knew dat tight pants come in again..mi cant believe mi eye, mi cant believe mi eye
<span style="color: #CC0000">LOL dem tight mi seed and squeeze mi b'lls sinting deh. I thought dem was fi di funny peeps dem. A man need room fi swing LOL and man like mi haffi hab mi trouzaz well roomy. BTW a nuh pants dem call it ovah yah a trouzaz. If yuh go a wan store and ask fi pants a breef dem agguh gi yuh lol</span>

8)Who knew the ashy look was back in vogue...man I know its cold but there was some rough looking people on the tube..got dyamn man
<span style="color: #CC0000">Yuh sure annuh some dead beats yuh see? Rush hour morning and evening and saturdays yuh see betetr dressed crowd pan di tube (subway)</span>

9)why the egg so runny and since when yu serve beans wid breakfast? Naw tell noh lie it work still.
<span style="color: #CC0000">Yuh nuh see sey a nassie dem nassie and annuh want cook di egg properly. Di snobby lot dem like it even runnier innah egg shell sah so dem can dip dem biscuit stick innah it.</span>

10)Since when Banana republic tun big fashion, dem a try fool people wid dem cheap clothes a sell one tie fi all 60 pounds...mussi mad get dat a outlet cheep cheep.
<span style="color: #CC0000">The nick name for the UK is <span style="font-weight: bold">&quot;RIP-OFF Britain&quot;</span> and that is truly the case ovah yah. Everyting strikinn ting is far more expensive even more dan innah Jamaica fi real </span>