NOW he admits the truth re: Dubai Sex on the Beach

[Tropicana]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Shoe-horned into a cheap suit which does nothing for his corned-beef complexion and double chin, Vince Acors is no obvious romeo.

Charmless, overweight and unaccountably full of himself, he cuts an unedifying figure as he lopes in, winking at the hotel receptionist with a leery grin.

But, incredibly, this is the self-styled stud who narrowly escaped six years in jail for his drunken antics on a Dubai beach.

Acors, 34, was caught cavorting with Michelle Palmer, 36 – a stranger he’d met just hours before at an all-you-can-drink champagne bash.
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They told police they had just been “kissing and cuddling”.

But company director Acors – freed on Christmas Eve and still denying the charges – <span style="font-size: 14pt">has finally come clean, admitting the couple were semi-naked and Michelle had performed a sex act on him moments before the police turned up.</span> </div></div>


Seeit deh...seeit deh..the truth finally comes out.

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Back in Britain after a hellish five-month court battle in the teetotal Emirate state, Acors told the Sunday Mirror: “I’m a red-blooded bloke who’d spent 13 hours gorging on limitless champagne, vodka and lobster.

“I found myself on a warm beach with a not unattractive woman. We were both drunk and we went for it. </span>

“Yes, we did wrong – but neither of us could ever have dreamed that five minutes of slap and tickle would get us thrown in jail.”

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[Derek]

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<span style="font-style: italic">Shoe-horned into a cheap suit which does nothing for his corned-beef complexion and double chin

Charmless, overweight and unaccountably full of himself, he cuts an unedifying figure as he lopes in, winking at the hotel receptionist with a leery grin.</span>


Yeah I read that - the newspaper really was making fun of him!

<span style="font-style: italic">I used to work as a Bluecoat at Pontin’s and I’ve got the gift of the gab. I’ve never had a problem with women.</span>

(Pontin's is one of those cheap, family holiday summer destinations, for when you can't afford to take the kids abroad!)

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">teetotal</div></div>

a wah dat mean?

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix_di_PM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">teetotal</div></div>

a wah dat mean? </div></div>

It means 'clueless never-been-here' reporter!

[SistahD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix_di_PM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">teetotal</div></div>

a wah dat mean? </div></div>

It means 'clueless never-been-here' reporter! </div></div>



teetotal - abstain from alcohol etc

[Tropicana]

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This story demonstrates something I was discussing with friends over Christmas.

A lot of women even then they are bright, attractive and accomplish struggle with self-esteem. Men even when they are butt ugly, grossly obese and total losers tend to think of themselves as God's gift to women. He is a prime example. Wha' mek? I am sure you heard what his estranged wife said about this loser.

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The British romeo caught romping on a Dubai beach has a secret missus—and tried to lure her into a wife-swap sex orgy just DAYS after their honeymoon. Randy Vince Acors’ estranged missus Debbie-Lee Chilcott revealed how she’d barely unpacked before he took her to a back-street club, latched on to another young couple and spelled out his kinky plan.

She recalled: “I was shocked and horrified. We’d just got back from our honeymoon in Bali and this was our first time out as newlyweds—and he wanted to go wife-swapping. After days and nights of making love in the tropics I thought I was the only one Vince wanted. “For my husband to suggest group sex and a swingers’ party so early into our marriage was unbelievable.”

Now Debbie-Lee says she’s not surprised at the trouble the 34-year-old company director is in. He and curvy Michelle Palmer from Oakham, Leicestershire, face six-year jail sentences for having drunken sex on the sands—and outside marriage— in the Arab holiday resort.

Brown-eyed Debbie-Lee, 44, told us that after the wife-swap fiasco their relationship quickly fell apart as Acors turned into a boozy yob who flew into violent rages and several times held a knife to her throat. She recalled how they met at a Sydney pub in 1996 after she moved to Australia from London. Acors was in his 20s and backpacking, </div></div>

I can't BELIEVE that some women actually fall for such a clumsy attempt at seduction.

Read on and not bolding.

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And Debbie-Lee laid bare the chat-up style that earned him the nickname ‘Vince Charming’. She said: <span style="font-weight: bold">“He lifted up my skirt and said, ‘Nice knickers! Have you got a matching bra?’ I slapped him, but it was all in fun. “For the record I had on a black lacy G-string, so he showed most of my bum to the pub —and yes, my bra DID match!</span> He was a cheeky bugger but a real charmer.” </div></div>



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Acors, from Bromley, Kent, proposed after a whirlwind fling and they had a fairytale wedding—on the beach. Debbie-Lee added: “We never had sex on the beach but, early on, Vince was the best lover I’d ever had. </div></div>

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-weight: bold"> “He wasn’t that well-endowed, </span> </div></div>

Oh THAT explains it. He's compensating.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> but it’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean. And Vince was very much captain of the ship.” But they were headed for rocks after the wife-swap shocker. Debbie-Lee feared Vince was playing away and says he got violent when asked. “He threatened me,” she said. “He’d push me around and actually put a knife to my throat.

“He often disappeared for the entire weekend. Then he’d be on booze benders during the week and go missing for nights. “One of my friends saw him out out with a girl and deep down I knew he was cheating on me. Eventually I realised Vince only married me to get residency in Australia as my spouse. “It was pretty humiliating when the penny finally dropped.”

After nine months of hell Debbie-Lee finally locked Vince out, called the police and got a legal order to keep him away. When he failed to inform Australian immigration he had separated from his wife, Acors was classed as an overstayer and told to leave or be deported. He is banned from going back. Debbie-Lee said: “I know he went back to the UK and I heard he’d moved in with another woman and had a child but I lost track of him.”

But now Vince’s notorious beach romp has alerted Debbie-Lee to his whereabouts, she’s absolutely delighted…for she can finally serve him with divorce papers! “At last I’ll be able to legally get him out of my life for good,” she added. “I never want to see him again.” Meanwhile, Vince and Michelle face an embarrassing reunion today when they are summoned to a meeting with Dubai authorities to decide the charges they will face.


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http://thatsweirdnews.com/2008/07/20/the-wife-swap-bride/

Even after all his problems he was STILL seen boozing it up and groping blondes at night spots in Dubai. He clearly will never learn.

What a pathetic, micro-peckered loser.

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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I can't believe people are still talking about this....

Serioulsy.....who the heck cares?

[sistacaf]

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just supercilious smallminded people who can only feel superior by making others seem inferior.

gossiping about others &amp; making them small makes themself feel big.

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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It's just sad.....

[queenb]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sistacaf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">just supercilious smallminded people who can only feel superior by making others seem inferior.

gossiping about others &amp; making them small makes themself feel big.

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[Tropicana]

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Hey, if you don't want to discuss this go discuss something else or start yoru own thread. This is being discussed in newspapers worldwide so it is fair game.

[Hush Darlin]

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Tropi u really obsessed wid dis eeh

[jamaicanabroad]

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Teetotal.......... Drinks no alcohol

[Sinco01]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sistacaf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">just supercilious smallminded people who can only feel superior by making others seem inferior.

gossiping about others &amp; making them small makes themself feel big.

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<span style="font-weight: bold"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What a pathetic, micro-peckered loser</div></div></span>


ohhh ..
quite &quot;diplomatic&quot; ..
saying it all ..
without talking out loud ..