Mi have no relation wid dem

[ILP]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

mi sisters ahn i neva want dem fi plan nutten cah is fi wi muddah, wi juss prefah dem come like dem do. but noooooo, dem want to big up demself, bout dem nu feel pawt of festivities, so wi seh alright....mek dem plan di likkle gathering.

dem been coming fi dawg years now, so dem fi know how wi do tings....

di ole friggahs dem

[ILP]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

when wi plan is suh it go:

wi secure establishment.
wi work wid establishment on di menu.
wi work out price (including tips, grats, alcohol)
wi send out invite (2 weeks in advance, so di establishment know how much smaddy dem surely cooking fah)
wi send final head count 72 hours to place ahn finalize.
wi get dress nicely, wi meet up, wi have a nice time.

wah dem plan, you ask?

faddah gawd mi hot suh till...
<span style="font-style: italic">maybe, mi need fi go do some pilates.... </span>

[CeaBee]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

alrite gone to supadupa market...haffi guh do one baking projeck wid bigga beans ..but me expect to see the full story when me return

(please doan cuss me )

[mountaingal]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweptAway_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
wah dem plan, you ask?

</div></div>
pot luck at one a fiddem house?

[Nunya]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweptAway_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when wi plan is suh it go:

wi secure establishment.
wi work wid establishment on di menu.
wi work out price (including tips, grats, alcohol)
wi send out invite (2 weeks in advance, so di establishment know how much smaddy dem surely cooking fah)
wi send final head count 72 hours to place ahn finalize.
wi get dress nicely, wi meet up, wi have a nice time.

<span style="font-weight: bold">wah dem plan, you ask? </span>

faddah gawd mi hot suh till...
<span style="font-style: italic">maybe, mi need fi go do some pilates.... </span> </div></div>

Buffet???

[julie*mango]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

oh di drama...oh di suspense....

not you Nunya...

[ILP]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

den dem have di nerves fi chat bout &quot;wi fambly&quot;.
dem have di nerves.
afta mi nuh have nutten wid dem

mi juss get einvite (now you tell me.... )
bout come ah one deggeh, deggeh place.
when?
in di miggle ah di day (12 oclock when people work ahn have tings fi do)
menu? made to order each person pay dem owna bill.
den ah chat bout RSVP, so dem can tell establishment how much smaddy coming.
wah wi need fi RSVP fah? afta is nutten dem do?


mi muddah tings ruin man
dem call here dis mawnin...come question why none ah wi respond.

[Nunya]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LillyBettaSkelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh di drama...oh di suspense....

not you Nunya... </div></div>

I am sitting at de edge a mi seat man!!!!

ILP - I feel yer payin!!!!!!!!!!!

[ILP]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

mi ask dem how wi can respond to tings weh dem juss sen out in miggle nite lass nite.
plus wah to respond to?
dem juss mek a blastid reservation.

di ole trunk dem call mi stuck up ahn ungrateful....
fi wah.
dem neva do ah ting.

[Nunya]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

Dem prolly neva know how much effort yuh normally put into it... so a try dem a try a ting...

Mi nuh tink yuh madda a go mind... so suck it up.

[ILP]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

plus is regula jeans place weh dem mek di reservation.
no preplan tings.
when mi ask bout who fi pick up tab,
dem come wid &quot;times hawd&quot;
it neva hard no oddah time, but it hawd now.
mi ask dem how dem expect people fi come in miggle day.
dem say it would cheapa ahn more people might come if is lunch menu.
so mi ask dem, which more people? dont is di same people come each year?
plus when wi dweet...is wi pay di bill...no questions asked.
people show up, di food serve when wi arrive...wi tek wi time, people enjoy demself.
no money haffi changin hands ahn dem tings deh.
it done BEFORE hand.

[ILP]

Re: Mi have no relation wid dem

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dem prolly neva know how much effort yuh normally put into it... <span style="font-weight: bold">so a try dem a try a ting</span>...

Mi nuh tink yuh madda a go mind... so suck it up. </div></div>

well dem will not be trying nutten wid my muddah.
dem mussi mad.
dem will dead fuss...fi real.
dis one ah chat bout &quot;I'm not getting involved&quot; ahn is fi im people.

[Nunya]

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Im is a smart man

Well, why yuh nuh jus do it fi dem way an layta on yuh do it fi yuh way??????

Mommy a go jus feel extra special. Tyad an full yes, but extra sprecial...

[Bandana]

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um



ilp?





Tell your mother what happened and that they wanted to plan di ting... pay for whatever your mother cares for, and try to make the best of it

[ILP]

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umm, when wi fi do two tings Nunya?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Is yaad dem coming fram.</span>
People work all week, so is sprecial tings wi do.
Nuff schedule haffi mek fi dem while dem here.
Wi always have a nice dinner di Saturday of di week she here, as das when wi know everybody off work...dem schedule usually open. people pikney nu have activity fi disrupt.
Di Sunday (usually di day before dem leave) wi have a brunch. Wi all bring dish (who can come through come through)...mi muddah ahn faddah rest...dem go home Monday mawnin.

wid di way dis set...nuff people (miself included) have tings in di miggle day fi get done, as wi did expect di ting fi be in di evening.
Mi sister seh she already call di place fi see bout meetin wid di manager fi mek out di bill BEFORE everyone arrive, so no money haffi change hands.

dem juss wanted fi big up demself inna people tings ahn have no idea wah dem was doing. plus, is not like I personally neva offer fi help set tings up...dem refuse. no di ting sheg up