Where do people get these stories about Jamaicans?

[Derek]

An Indian man just told me that his friend said this:

"If you're in, for example, a bar in Jamaica, a woman will come up to you and squeeze you between your legs, and if you're big, she'll sleep with you. Is that true?"

Me:

He empha<span style="font-weight: bold">sized</span> the following point three times: <span style="font-weight: bold">&quot;This ONLY happens in Jamaica!&quot;</span>

Me: &quot;What if you're small?&quot;

&quot;She can tell by the man's face if he's small.&quot;

Me:

I replied: &quot;Well, maybe one woman or a group of women were going around doing this and the story spread but no, this is not part of Jamaican culture.&quot;

He appeared disappointed.

I am right, yes?

[Boricua_papi]

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I've heard this too but I roll with a different crowd. *Mek mi check flight schedules again*

[Andrewnaqi]

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Yes it's true, women who don't do this obviously not Jamaican.

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An Indian man just told me that his friend said this:

&quot;If you're in, for example, a bar in Jamaica, a woman will come up to you and squeeze you between your legs, and if you're big, she'll sleep with you. Is that true?&quot;

Me:

He empha<span style="font-weight: bold">sized</span> the following point three times: <span style="font-weight: bold">&quot;This ONLY happens in Jamaica!&quot;</span>

Me: &quot;What if you're small?&quot;

&quot;She can tell by the man's face if he's small.&quot;

Me:

I replied: &quot;Well, maybe one woman or a group of women were going around doing this and the story spread but no, this is not part of Jamaican culture.&quot;

He appeared disappointed.

I am right, yes? </div></div>


LOl !
derek you should have humoured the man,...tell him that no jamaican woman will sleep with him unless he`s &quot;big&quot;.

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Neutral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

LOl !
derek you should have humoured the man,...tell him that no jamaican woman will sleep with him unless he`s &quot;big&quot;. </div></div>


You're right!

[kia027]

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tell him to no badda book a flight cause dem de university professa dem did do a study and ie did seh de indian man dem a de smallest and dat deh info reach jamaica long time

[lonewolf]

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This happend to me in Jamaica on my last vacation. I was in the piano bar at the hotel having a drink. A woman approached me and grabbed me between the legs. I was shocked. I said to the woman &quot;Lady, please stop!&quot; She insisted with her groping. I immediately left the bar and headed back to my room but, she followed......As we entered the room I told my wife that she should not drink so much champagne as the incident was very embarrasing.

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: lonrwolf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This happend to me in Jamaica on my last vacation. I was in the piano bar at the hotel having a drink. A woman approached me and grabbed me between the legs. I was shocked. I said to the woman &quot;Lady, please stop!&quot; She insisted with her groping. I immediately left the bar and headed back to my room but, she followed......As we entered the room I told my wife that she should not drink so much champagne as the incident was very embarrasing. </div></div>
are you kidding me? embarrasing?theres only one reason why you possibly could have been embarassed

[H_O]

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i woulda help her out by undoing my zipper

[lonewolf]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StalkSkelly_HO</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i woulda help her out by undoing my zipper </div></div>

I did....after I got back to my room. She needed the help anyway....I then gave heard my reading glasses.....makes everything look bigger.

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: lonrwolf</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StalkSkelly_HO</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i woulda help her out by undoing my zipper </div></div>

I did....after I got back to my room. She needed the help anyway....I then gave heard my reading glasses.....makes everything look bigger.


</div></div> Shaaaaaaaaame judging by the level of your &quot;embarrassment, i think i microscope mite have been in order

[j-kid]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: I_and_I_Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tell him to no badda book a flight cause dem de university professa dem did do a study and ie did seh de indian man dem a de smallest and dat deh info reach jamaica long time </div></div>

Den dem need fi duh another study.

How com indian women naa mek ah mad rush tu di door, heading fi Africa?

[Hugo]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: I_and_I_Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tell him to no badda book a flight cause dem de university professa dem did do a study and ie did seh de indian man dem a de smallest and dat deh info reach jamaica long time </div></div>

Den dem need fi duh another study.

How com indian women naa mek ah mad rush tu di door, heading fi Africa?

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They only need to watch some of those videos; you know which ones, and see how well endowed those Inidan men are. Almost like donkeys. God help those Indian woman.

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Baker Street</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
They only need to watch some of those videos; you know which ones, and see how well endowed those Inidan men are. Almost like donkeys. God help those Indian woman. </div></div>

I have ever only seen one of those videos and that particular Indian was so small I had to squint to see it...

Gotta say I have never looked at Indian men the same again...

[RichD]

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