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Jamaican Vs. Canadian, Bajan & Trini Way Of Speak
CANADIAN: Excuse me little girl, can I fit in there?
JAMAICAN: Hey, pickney, small up youself!
TRINI: smallie, gimmeh ah pass dey
BAJAN: Scotch rung!
CANADIAN: That woman is overweight.
JAMAICAN: Lawd, look how she fat and spread out like mash bullfrog.
TRINI: Oh jeesan, dah woman realllll fat
BAJAN: You, she big as sh!te ya.
CANADIAN: You are such an attractive woman.
JAMAICAN: Gal you look like fresh vegetable.
TRINI: Darlin', yuh lookin' real good
BAJAN: Psssstt ! My friend!
CANADIAN: I really would like for us to be intimate.
JAMAICAN: Gal, mi wan be wid you.
TRINI: Chek nah, ah wan tuh breed yuh.
BAJAN: Yuh gunna gimme piece or wha?
CANADIAN: There are a lot of men out there that I can date besides you.
JAMAICAN: Tree no grow in me face yu know.
TRINI: Real men chek fuh me
BAJAN: When one door shut anudder one does open.
CANADIAN: He is such a womanizer.
JAMAICAN: Him walk bout like dawg, every light post him si, him haffi stap.
TRINI: Hees ah real sweetman
BAJAN: Heez de man.
CANADIAN: You really should get him out of your life dear.
JAMAICAN: Dat dey man jus a block traffic, tell him fi ease off.
TRINI: Done dat man oui
BAJAN: Yuh should leff he back side!!!
CANADIAN: He is such a kind, sensitive man.
JAMAICAN: Him a saawfas man.
TRINI: Heez a sorfman
BAJAN: Heez a buller !
CANADIAN: You have a crumb on your face, dear.
JAMAICAN: You look like when fowl come from mango walk.
TRINI: Yuh have ting on yuh face
BAJAN: Uh uuuh!!! Wuz dah on you face???
CANADIAN: Oh, I see you are entering puberty.
JAMAICAN: How you face bumpy-bumpy like grater so?
TRINI: Yuh face real juk up
BAJAN: Ya face look like a ripe sour-sop.
CANADIAN: Honestly, I don't know the answer.
JAMAICAN: Ah wah you a bodda me guthole fa?
TRINI: I eh know!
BAJAN: WHA???
CANADIAN: Hors d'heurves
JAMAICAN: Ah wah dis yah likkle sinting you a gi me?
TRINI: Wey de food ?
BAJAN: Horse Derves.
CANADIAN: Casserole
JAMAICAN: Putto-putto
TRINI: Pelau
BAJAN: Cou-Cou
CANADIAN: Aeroplane
JAMAICAN: Silver bird
RINI: Tri Star
BAJAN: Bee-wee
CANADIAN: Bank teller
JAMAICAN: Bank clark
TRINI: Big wok
BAJAN: Tellar
CANADIAN: Taxi
JAMAICAN: Robot
TRINI: Maxi
BAJAN: ZR
CANADIAN: Speed bumps
JAMAICAN: Sleeping Policeman
TRINI: Road humps
BAJAN: Cheese don bread, dem tryin' tuh mash up muh [censored] shocks!
CANADIAN: He looks upset
JAMAICAN: Him have screwface
RINI: Dat man real vex
BAJAN: He real screwpouch ya.
CANADIAN: She sleeps around
JAMAICAN: She whorin
TRINI: Real men dig dat gurl
BAJAN: Boy you, she wutless as [censored]!
CANADIAN: Excuse me little girl, can I fit in there?
JAMAICAN: Hey, pickney, small up youself!
TRINI: smallie, gimmeh ah pass dey
BAJAN: Scotch rung!
CANADIAN: That woman is overweight.
JAMAICAN: Lawd, look how she fat and spread out like mash bullfrog.
TRINI: Oh jeesan, dah woman realllll fat
BAJAN: You, she big as sh!te ya.
CANADIAN: You are such an attractive woman.
JAMAICAN: Gal you look like fresh vegetable.
TRINI: Darlin', yuh lookin' real good
BAJAN: Psssstt ! My friend!
CANADIAN: I really would like for us to be intimate.
JAMAICAN: Gal, mi wan be wid you.
TRINI: Chek nah, ah wan tuh breed yuh.
BAJAN: Yuh gunna gimme piece or wha?
CANADIAN: There are a lot of men out there that I can date besides you.
JAMAICAN: Tree no grow in me face yu know.
TRINI: Real men chek fuh me
BAJAN: When one door shut anudder one does open.
CANADIAN: He is such a womanizer.
JAMAICAN: Him walk bout like dawg, every light post him si, him haffi stap.
TRINI: Hees ah real sweetman
BAJAN: Heez de man.
CANADIAN: You really should get him out of your life dear.
JAMAICAN: Dat dey man jus a block traffic, tell him fi ease off.
TRINI: Done dat man oui
BAJAN: Yuh should leff he back side!!!
CANADIAN: He is such a kind, sensitive man.
JAMAICAN: Him a saawfas man.
TRINI: Heez a sorfman
BAJAN: Heez a buller !
CANADIAN: You have a crumb on your face, dear.
JAMAICAN: You look like when fowl come from mango walk.
TRINI: Yuh have ting on yuh face
BAJAN: Uh uuuh!!! Wuz dah on you face???
CANADIAN: Oh, I see you are entering puberty.
JAMAICAN: How you face bumpy-bumpy like grater so?
TRINI: Yuh face real juk up
BAJAN: Ya face look like a ripe sour-sop.
CANADIAN: Honestly, I don't know the answer.
JAMAICAN: Ah wah you a bodda me guthole fa?
TRINI: I eh know!
BAJAN: WHA???
CANADIAN: Hors d'heurves
JAMAICAN: Ah wah dis yah likkle sinting you a gi me?
TRINI: Wey de food ?
BAJAN: Horse Derves.
CANADIAN: Casserole
JAMAICAN: Putto-putto
TRINI: Pelau
BAJAN: Cou-Cou
CANADIAN: Aeroplane
JAMAICAN: Silver bird
RINI: Tri Star
BAJAN: Bee-wee
CANADIAN: Bank teller
JAMAICAN: Bank clark
TRINI: Big wok
BAJAN: Tellar
CANADIAN: Taxi
JAMAICAN: Robot
TRINI: Maxi
BAJAN: ZR
CANADIAN: Speed bumps
JAMAICAN: Sleeping Policeman
TRINI: Road humps
BAJAN: Cheese don bread, dem tryin' tuh mash up muh [censored] shocks!
CANADIAN: He looks upset
JAMAICAN: Him have screwface
RINI: Dat man real vex
BAJAN: He real screwpouch ya.
CANADIAN: She sleeps around
JAMAICAN: She whorin
TRINI: Real men dig dat gurl
BAJAN: Boy you, she wutless as [censored]!
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