Diss mek mi laff and laff and laff and laff some more

[diabolical_Tanya]

<span style="font-style: italic">disclaimer....I worked in the hospitality industry for many years so I have had personal dealings with &quot;these types of people&quot; no offence intended to the Ja.com touriss dem </span>

20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers



&quot;It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.&quot;




&quot;No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.&quot;




&quot;We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.&quot;

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.&quot;



&quot;The beach was too sandy.&quot;

A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel &quot;inadequate&quot;.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.&quot;


&quot;I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.&quot;


&quot;The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?&quot;



&quot;There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.&quot;

&quot;We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.&quot;

&quot;We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.&quot;


&quot;It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.&quot;

&quot;I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite.&quot;


&quot;I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.&quot; <span style="font-style: italic">one of my co-workers just came back from Cuba with a similar complaint, said he couldn't find Lay's sour cream an onion chips anywhere on the island </span>

[diabolical_Tanya]

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&quot;It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned.&quot;

&quot;On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.&quot;

&quot;We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.&quot;

[rufian]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> ...
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel &quot;inadequate&quot;.

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this funny, is de elephant's fault that him thing small?

[Bandana]

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I hate when the beach is too sandy and there are fish in the sea

[MrsBlue]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> &quot;The beach was too sandy.&quot;

&quot;There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.&quot;

&quot;We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.&quot;

&quot;We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.&quot;


&quot;It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.&quot;

&quot;I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite.&quot; </div></div>

[MrsBlue]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">&quot;It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned.&quot;

&quot;On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.&quot;

&quot;We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.&quot; </div></div>

[Morpheous]

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I can see english tourists complaining about most of the above lol

The aussies call the brits whinging palms lol

[diabolical_Tanya]

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reminds me of Tauck tours, dem used to have some tourists from CT an NY come to do the Rocky mountain experience an dem a complain seh it cold an icy in the Glacier National park. Mi did juss waan fi tump dem an ask if dem know what the word GLACIER means

[Magician]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: More4us</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
The aussies call the brits <span style="font-weight: bold">whining palms </span>lol </div></div>

I believe the term is POMs. Nuh true?