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I've decided that it's time we pool our knowledge and help educate the younger generation of brothers and other supporters of <span style="font-weight: bold">Our Savior, praise His name, Barack Obama.</span>
Obviously, the highest priority of this new administration and our new, Progressive movement, is to undermine and break down the racist, radical cracker capitalist establishment and stomp those honkies into submission. To that end, I've come up with 10 things all Obama supporters and godly blacks can do to help Our Cause.
10) Don't buy drugs from crackers. We already support enough of their greedy, racist corporations as it is--no need to help them in underground sectors, also.
9) Have as many children as possible, and increase your welfare payments after each is born. Not only does this require us NOT to work (so there's more time to plan for the Obama Revolution) but it bleeds the cracker tax dollars dry and they have none to spend on such trivial things as education, infrastructure and NASCAR.
8) Encourage your kids to beat up cracker kids at school. Naturally, this is something they're probably doing already anyway, but in case your kids, nephews, neighbor's kids, etc., AREN'T smacking around some random honky kid at least once or twice a week, they aren't doing their part as godly black males. Not only does bullying whitey kids out them as the true [censored] *****es they are, it can sometimes persuade those insecure little whiteboys to buy guns and then come shoot up the school--and when that happens, like Rahm said, we can take advantage of the situation and all the emotions of women and enact further gun restrictions and bans, taking away whitey's means to stop our revolution.
7) Don't work. We don't work, anyway, but just in case any brothers are getting some crazy stupid idea about being some worker bee drone for the cracker capitalist establishment, check yourself right now. There's no reason to work, pay taxes or contribute in any way to the racist honkey government and country that have oppressed the black man for hundreds of years.
6) Don't go to school. Don't send your kids to school. If your kids do go to school, let it be only for Reason #8. Everyone knows that schools are controlled by school boards, and school boards are controlled by bigoted cracker capitalists, who force teachers to indoctrinate children with such ridiculous and outdate ideas as Constitutional Rights, history, patriotism (ha!), etc. The only rights our children have to know about are CIVIL RIGHTS, and the only history MLK and slavery and the 60s, and the only patriotism kids need is unwavering loyalty to Obama, praise be to Him.
5) Surveillance is key...so keep an eye on all the honkies around you (friends, neighbors, co-workers, etc.) and then keep tabs on all their activities. I keep a log named "Whitey Watch" on my computer, very similar to a journal, where I record all the activities of the crackers around me. I see when they wake, leave for work, come home, what they do on weekends, what kind of foods they buy and things they get in the mail (I dig through their trash), and I'm planning to send this entire list to Attorney General Holder once the beginning of Our Revolution draws near. This is most important in identifying possible capitalists, libertarians and other such racist radicals, and once identified we can speed up the process and get them into FEMA camps ASAP.
4) Work AGAINST all wars and military activities. Not only is it a good rallying point to be anti-war, but the mere presence of the military in America is indeed, dangerous. Notice that Our Savior, Obama--praise be to Him--is working tirelessly to undermine, cut funding for and reduce the strength of our military forces...and that's a good thing. Remember: the military trains and prepares hundreds of thousands of peckerwood racists to be instruments of warfare, and deadly killing machines. We CANNOT allow masses of crackers, many of them rednecks and racist capitalists fueled by nonsensical themes of patriotism, to become capable of resisting our revolution. No war, no training...no training, no fighting peckerwoods...no fighting peckerwoods, and it'll be ten times easier to round up the enemy insurgents and chuck them in FEMA camps.
3) Have unprotected sex with as many white women as possible, consensual or otherwise. Not only is this pleasurable, and not only is it a form of punishing whitey for centuries of oppression, and not only is it awesome to see the peckerwood men's faces when they know some [censored] is banging their women, but it serves one, most fundamentally important purpose: It breeds whitey OUT, and if we try hard enough we can end their race! And Our Savior, praise be to Him, has shown us exactly how beneficial the outcome can be when a brother knocks up some cracker skank and then runs off back to Africa!
2) Begin training with weapons. Yes, our movement advocates outright gun bans; yes, Obama said "people shouldnl't be allowed to own guns." But what people don't realize is he was only talking ABOUT HONKIES! Not brothers!! Of COURSE Obama advocates the black man being armed!! How else can we protect ourselves against the dark racism that, as Joe Biden says, "lurks in every shadow"? And we'll need to be armed and prepared to fight for Him, and fight in the revolution, and fight in the National Police Force created by Obama, praise His name. I already bought a couple guns, and I'm getting pretty good with my taser and baseball bat, too. Crackers MUST be disarmed, and their weapons given to blacks. Of course, we'll accomplish this easily once Our Savior rescinds the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
1) PRAY TO OBAMA, praise His name. PRAY TO HIM, WORSHIP HIM, LOVE HIM, HONOR HIM, SUPPORT HIM, STAND BESIDE HIM, DEFEND HIM, BELIEVE HIM, TRUST HIM, PROTECT HIM, FINANCE HIM, TRAIN FOR HIM, FIGHT FOR HIM, PRAY TO HIM!!!!
LONG LIVE OBAMA!!!!!
<span style="font-style: italic">Somehow, I don't think this was written by a black person</span>
Obviously, the highest priority of this new administration and our new, Progressive movement, is to undermine and break down the racist, radical cracker capitalist establishment and stomp those honkies into submission. To that end, I've come up with 10 things all Obama supporters and godly blacks can do to help Our Cause.
10) Don't buy drugs from crackers. We already support enough of their greedy, racist corporations as it is--no need to help them in underground sectors, also.
9) Have as many children as possible, and increase your welfare payments after each is born. Not only does this require us NOT to work (so there's more time to plan for the Obama Revolution) but it bleeds the cracker tax dollars dry and they have none to spend on such trivial things as education, infrastructure and NASCAR.
8) Encourage your kids to beat up cracker kids at school. Naturally, this is something they're probably doing already anyway, but in case your kids, nephews, neighbor's kids, etc., AREN'T smacking around some random honky kid at least once or twice a week, they aren't doing their part as godly black males. Not only does bullying whitey kids out them as the true [censored] *****es they are, it can sometimes persuade those insecure little whiteboys to buy guns and then come shoot up the school--and when that happens, like Rahm said, we can take advantage of the situation and all the emotions of women and enact further gun restrictions and bans, taking away whitey's means to stop our revolution.
7) Don't work. We don't work, anyway, but just in case any brothers are getting some crazy stupid idea about being some worker bee drone for the cracker capitalist establishment, check yourself right now. There's no reason to work, pay taxes or contribute in any way to the racist honkey government and country that have oppressed the black man for hundreds of years.
6) Don't go to school. Don't send your kids to school. If your kids do go to school, let it be only for Reason #8. Everyone knows that schools are controlled by school boards, and school boards are controlled by bigoted cracker capitalists, who force teachers to indoctrinate children with such ridiculous and outdate ideas as Constitutional Rights, history, patriotism (ha!), etc. The only rights our children have to know about are CIVIL RIGHTS, and the only history MLK and slavery and the 60s, and the only patriotism kids need is unwavering loyalty to Obama, praise be to Him.
5) Surveillance is key...so keep an eye on all the honkies around you (friends, neighbors, co-workers, etc.) and then keep tabs on all their activities. I keep a log named "Whitey Watch" on my computer, very similar to a journal, where I record all the activities of the crackers around me. I see when they wake, leave for work, come home, what they do on weekends, what kind of foods they buy and things they get in the mail (I dig through their trash), and I'm planning to send this entire list to Attorney General Holder once the beginning of Our Revolution draws near. This is most important in identifying possible capitalists, libertarians and other such racist radicals, and once identified we can speed up the process and get them into FEMA camps ASAP.
4) Work AGAINST all wars and military activities. Not only is it a good rallying point to be anti-war, but the mere presence of the military in America is indeed, dangerous. Notice that Our Savior, Obama--praise be to Him--is working tirelessly to undermine, cut funding for and reduce the strength of our military forces...and that's a good thing. Remember: the military trains and prepares hundreds of thousands of peckerwood racists to be instruments of warfare, and deadly killing machines. We CANNOT allow masses of crackers, many of them rednecks and racist capitalists fueled by nonsensical themes of patriotism, to become capable of resisting our revolution. No war, no training...no training, no fighting peckerwoods...no fighting peckerwoods, and it'll be ten times easier to round up the enemy insurgents and chuck them in FEMA camps.
3) Have unprotected sex with as many white women as possible, consensual or otherwise. Not only is this pleasurable, and not only is it a form of punishing whitey for centuries of oppression, and not only is it awesome to see the peckerwood men's faces when they know some [censored] is banging their women, but it serves one, most fundamentally important purpose: It breeds whitey OUT, and if we try hard enough we can end their race! And Our Savior, praise be to Him, has shown us exactly how beneficial the outcome can be when a brother knocks up some cracker skank and then runs off back to Africa!
2) Begin training with weapons. Yes, our movement advocates outright gun bans; yes, Obama said "people shouldnl't be allowed to own guns." But what people don't realize is he was only talking ABOUT HONKIES! Not brothers!! Of COURSE Obama advocates the black man being armed!! How else can we protect ourselves against the dark racism that, as Joe Biden says, "lurks in every shadow"? And we'll need to be armed and prepared to fight for Him, and fight in the revolution, and fight in the National Police Force created by Obama, praise His name. I already bought a couple guns, and I'm getting pretty good with my taser and baseball bat, too. Crackers MUST be disarmed, and their weapons given to blacks. Of course, we'll accomplish this easily once Our Savior rescinds the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
1) PRAY TO OBAMA, praise His name. PRAY TO HIM, WORSHIP HIM, LOVE HIM, HONOR HIM, SUPPORT HIM, STAND BESIDE HIM, DEFEND HIM, BELIEVE HIM, TRUST HIM, PROTECT HIM, FINANCE HIM, TRAIN FOR HIM, FIGHT FOR HIM, PRAY TO HIM!!!!
LONG LIVE OBAMA!!!!!
<span style="font-style: italic">Somehow, I don't think this was written by a black person</span>
This is like the exposed shoreline before the 75 ft tsunami crashes in. 
, for which there is precedent. (You know, if ya want to get rid of native Americans, just get rid of the buffalo, and then offer em diseased blankets to keep warm). 
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