Anyboddie else head a hat dem?

[britisha]

..laawd mi head a hat mi !!

Smaddie cum tel mi 2 joke, or tel mi whey paawt mi cyaan find wan decent haaddough bread.. Di wan whey mi chravel so far Sat'deh goh buy noh taste good..

I've had it !!
I've had it !!
I've had it !!

Mi cyaan heeven find wan decent pear...noh...pear like pear whey yuh nyam wid breshey...mi cyaan heeven find wan...and figgit bout mango !! Di ongle decent wan whey mi si cost $3.75...yuh waan si how mi rush dem, til mi si di price.. and mi juss cut mi nyeye and suck mi teet and seh how dem look fluxy...far MEEEE Naah pay noh chree dallahs and sebentifibe fi nobaddie fluxy mango...a pere fluxy mango mi a si...


I've had iiiit!!


Now i cum eenyah fi git two joke and mi...ahhh nevah mind...anyboddie helse head a hat dem?


oh.. .dem ruin mi dinnah, ox tail and now mi deyah a nyam piece a toto and it jusss noh sweet mi...is it becozz a Holy Week or what, or a becozz a di bad dreary weddah hout deh...smaddie cum gi mi two joke..mi willing fi pay yuh feeet.

(((Jamdung)))...girl a whey yuh deh???

[neutral]

Re: Anyboddie else head a hat dem?

Lol !...looks like I`ve left yard too long,I know I should know what "toto" means,...and I know I`m going to get the p!ss taken out of me for not knowing,...but a wah nyame so again,is it like bullah.

[britisha]

Re: Anyboddie else head a hat dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neutral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lol !...looks like I`ve left yard too long,I know I should know what &quot;toto&quot; means,...and I know I`m going to get the p!ss taken out of me for not knowing,...but a wah nyame so again,is it like bullah. </div></div>

thanks fi di joke Neutral...can I tell you a sekrit?

When mi goh a di pattie shap Sat'deh...mi si ppl a buy dem, so mi buy dem tuh...mi did too shamed fi ask a wha?


A one saawta cake, not haawd like bullah, but mek wid cocknat and tings...it did taste good yessideh.. but now since mi bex seh mi dinnah ruin [dem put peppah innah di haxtail] and mi a nyam ie fi dinnah instead haff dessert...it noh taste good agen..

[neutral]

Re: Anyboddie else head a hat dem?

Thanks..LOl...so who was it that ruined your oxtail.

[britisha]

Re: Anyboddie else head a hat dem?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neutral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thanks..LOl...so who was it that ruined your oxtail. </div></div>

Someone in here who did di cooking, shi might cum aawn yah cum read, so...put peppah innah di oxtail...oono hevah hear anniting goh soh?


A whey oono deh wid more jokes? *cho*