DWL of the day!!

[Phatty]

My Mother works at the airport and she tells me all these stories about what she sees out there. Here is one:

This Rasta was going through Customs. An Officer was going through Customs with his K-9. The K-9 was doing his job of sniffing passengers and bags. The K-9 walked up to the Rasta and stuffed his nose into the Rasta’s crotch. The Rasta Box (slapped) the dog.

As the Customs Officer stood in shock (well the whole place got quiet after the dog yelped ) . “Sir do you know this dog is a Federal Officer, you can be arrested for assault!”

“Federal Officer? Arrest di I ? You bettah hol’ ur dawg!” At that point laughter busted out through Customs and they let the Rasta go.


Mi Madda!!!

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: DWL of the day!!

mi madda BOAL

[Emperah]

Re: DWL of the day!!

a lie dat

[Phatty]

Re: DWL of the day!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a lie dat </div></div>

I know you ain't calling my mother a liar

and stop roll yuh yeye like gyal pickney

[Phatty]

Re: DWL of the day!!

You tell us lies everyday so I guess everyone is entitled

[Nylah]

Re: DWL of the day!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You tell us lies everyday so I guess everyone is entitled </div></div>

[uswe]

Re: DWL of the day!!

Patty, you would start a fight if you were alone in a room

[Phatty]

Re: DWL of the day!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Patty, you would start a fight if you were alone in a room </div></div>

Yes I would...

Don't talk 'bout my Mama and I won't cause no problems.

[uswe]

Re: DWL of the day!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Patty, you would start a fight if you were alone in a room </div></div>

Yes I would...

Don't talk 'bout my Mama and I won't cause no problems. </div></div>

Look like dahjah eena problem!

[Emperah]

Re: DWL of the day!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Patty, you would start a fight if you were alone in a room </div></div>

[Hush Darlin]

Re: DWL of the day!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My Mother works at the airport and she tells me all these stories about what she sees out there. Here is one:

This Rasta was going through Customs. An Officer was going through Customs with his K-9. The K-9 was doing his job of sniffing passengers and bags. The K-9 walked up to the Rasta and stuffed his nose into the Rasta’s crotch. The Rasta <span style="font-weight: bold">Box</span> (slapped) the dog.

As the Customs Officer stood in shock (well the whole place got quiet after the dog yelped ) . “Sir do you know this dog is a Federal Officer, you can be arrested for assault!”

“Federal Officer? Arrest di I ? You bettah hol’ ur dawg!” At that point laughter busted out through Customs and they let the Rasta go.


Mi Madda!!!
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u meen im <span style="font-weight: bold">bax</span> de dawg
bout you box