Chastity(LOL now Cher on name pick) Bono

[Marilyn]

So the one on the left is going to be turned into a man to please the one on the right who was first attracted and attached to her when she was a woman because lesbians don't like men



Ok moving right along, can't wrap my head around that one....but my question is...when you have this procedure done, can you pick the size bonker you want???? Cause if it was me (which it ain't) I'd get the deluze version while I was at it and make little Miss thang realllllllllllll happy. I mean if you gonna go through all of this, get the best.

[Marilyn]

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<span style="font-size: 11pt"> OK found this on TMZ...notice they are already calling her a him so does that mean we have gotten to the major step in the &quot;process&quot;</span>



Chastity Bono -- Becoming a Man
Posted Jun 11th 2009 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

Chastity Bono, civil rights advocate, journalist, author and musician, is in the early stages of changing his gender -- transitioning from female to male, TMZ has learned.

Bono, the child of legendary entertainers Sonny and Cher, began the process earlier this year, shortly after his 40th birthday.

&quot;Yes, it's true -- Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity,&quot; confirmed Bono's publicist, Howard Bragman.

&quot;He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz's hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his 'coming out' did nearly 20 years ago.

We ask that the media respect Chaz's privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.&quot;

[Marilyn]

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<span style="font-size: 14pt">Annoda question.....these &quot;made&quot; ones...they work 100% of the time??? If so, that's not fair, cause I've had to deal with some that won't cooperate that the maker made (not some surgeon), so it nuh fair that Miss THang might get one that works perfectly....summin nuh right with alla dis. </span>

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Ok moving right along, can't wrap my head around that one....but my question is...when you have this procedure done, can you pick the size bonker you want???? Cause if it was me (which it ain't) I'd get the deluze version while I was at it and make little Miss thang realllllllllllll happy. I mean if you gonna go through all of this, get the best. </div></div>


Yeah,I can just imagine the happy couple sitting there browsing through the bu-ddy catalogue trying to decide which size and colour bu-ddy to choose.


chastity.....&quot;doctor these look very nice can I have this large black one&quot;.

doctor....&quot;sorry my dear,but you`re looking on the wrong page,..that`s a thermos flask&quot;.

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neutral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Ok moving right along, can't wrap my head around that one....but my question is...when you have this procedure done, can you pick the size bonker you want???? Cause if it was me (which it ain't) I'd get the deluze version while I was at it and make little Miss thang realllllllllllll happy. I mean if you gonna go through all of this, get the best. </div></div>


Yeah,I can just imagine the happy couple sitting there browsing through the bu-ddy catalogue trying to decide which size and colour bu-ddy to choose.


chastity.....&quot;doctor these look very nice can I have this large black one&quot;.

doctor....&quot;sorry my dear,but you`re looking on the wrong page,..that`s a thermos flask&quot;. </div></div>



Hilarious

I was talking to someone about this yesterday, and that person said &quot;bet she picks a black one.&quot;

[R00TS]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I was talking to someone about this yesterday, and that person said &quot;bet she picks a black one.&quot; </div></div>

ok now i have a question...don't laff
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Are they really black? </div></div></div>

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I was talking to someone about this yesterday, and that person said &quot;bet she picks a black one.&quot; </div></div>

ok now i have a question...don't laff
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Are they really black? </div></div></div> </div></div>

Surgery on the female transsexual is more complex. The female reproductive organs are internal, so an incision is required to remove the ovaries, uterus, and vagina. A penis can be constructed and attached, but from that time on the new male must be careful to maintain strict hygiene to prevent bladder infection. Usually the woman's breasts also are removed, leaving a small scar. Male hormone therapy now will be dominant and the new male will begin to grow facial hair and perhaps hair on his chest. He will still be of slight build compared to the average male and will be unable to father children. An implanted penile prosthesis will enable him to attain an erection, and a scrotum containing prosthetic testes will complete the reconstruction and yield a superficially anatomically correct male

[mountaingal]

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some high end self mutilation, that.

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I was talking to someone about this yesterday, and that person said &quot;bet she picks a black one.&quot; </div></div>

ok now i have a question...don't laff
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Are they really black? </div></div></div> </div></div>

Yep...some of them are...I promise

[Marilyn]

Re: Chastity(LOL now Cher on name pick) Bono

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neutral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I was talking to someone about this yesterday, and that person said &quot;bet she picks a black one.&quot; </div></div>

ok now i have a question...don't laff
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Are they really black? </div></div></div> </div></div>

Surgery on the female transsexual is more complex. The female reproductive organs are internal, so an incision is required to remove the ovaries, uterus, and vagina. A penis can be constructed and attached, but from that time on the new male must be careful to maintain strict hygiene to prevent bladder infection. Usually the woman's breasts also are removed, leaving a small scar. Male hormone therapy now will be dominant and the new male will begin to grow facial hair and perhaps hair on his chest. He will still be of slight build compared to the average male and will be unable to father children. An implanted penile prosthesis will enable him to attain an erection, and a scrotum containing prosthetic testes will complete the reconstruction and yield a superficially anatomically correct male


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Oh Lawd....wait til St. Peter weighs in on this one!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway...Miss Chastity nuh hab to worry about the slight build anyway.

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">some high end self mutilation, that. </div></div>

She can get alla dis chit done, and I went to my dentist yesterday for my annual, have a cavity, need to get a crown removed and replaced, and when we called about my newly acquired retirement insurance, I learn that after 35.5 years of faithful service, I HAVE NO DENTAL COVERAGE as a retiree....yet she can get a new bonker..

[loops]

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Marilyn...fix your thread title...his name is now Chaz...not Cher.

[R00TS]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I was talking to someone about this yesterday, and that person said &quot;bet she picks a black one.&quot; </div></div>

ok now i have a question...don't laff
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Are they really black? </div></div></div> </div></div>

Yep...some of them are...I promise </div></div>
learn something everyday!

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Marilyn...fix your thread title...his name is now Chaz...not Cher. </div></div>

And he`s now a short fat hairy guy who walks like he`s just doo doo his pants.

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Marilyn...fix your thread title...his name is now Chaz...not Cher. </div></div>

Loops
I did mean CHer, I was laughing at her Mom for picking that name for her....get it.