Your Final Arrangements

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">they'll find my body under a CN bridge after a certain period of time. a police press release will be issued asking for anyone to come forward if they can identify the body of an approximately 70 y/o woman, who was wearing leopard skin print knee-high boots, skirt, shirt and sporting a blonde wig. </div></div>70 y/o pretty young for a dancehall queen get up?

[Wahalla]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

i expect to die in a violent manner.. and my killer will roll my body into a large river and crocodiles will roll my body under a log and when I am good and ripe they will feast... Mr Croc will give a big belch and a large fart....

[Peasie]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

Simple Episcopal service with favorite hymns.
Opportunity for family and friends to speak.
No drama desired by deceased.
Cremation and burial private.
All written down in last will and testament.

[Dyoll_73]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Simple Episcopal service with favorite hymns</span>.
Opportunity for family and friends to speak.
No drama desired by deceased.
Cremation and burial private.
All written down in last will and testament.
</div></div>

If I may suggest some hymns:

&quot;Oh God, Our Help in Ages Past.&quot;
&quot;Eternal Father, Strong to Save.&quot;
&quot;Abide with Me.&quot;

[Peasie]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

It's <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> funeral.
I plan <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> hymns.
Furder more, knowing how some Jamaicans can drag out
&quot;Abide wid me&quot; dat is definitely NAT going to be in <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> service.

And di reason why I want mi burial private
is because mi noh waan nobaddy trow down dem self
inna mi grave an a bawl out &quot;Gungo! Why yuh lef mi! Wooiii. Gungo! Come back! &quot;

Mi noh want dat atall!

[Emperah]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i dont care what dem do ...is not for me is for dem. </div></div>

aftahrall yuh nah guh di deh anyhow

[Emperah]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> funeral.
I plan <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> hymns.
Furder more, knowing how some Jamaicans can drag out
&quot;Abide wid me&quot; dat is definitely NAT going to be in <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> service.

And di reason why I want mi burial private
is because mi noh waan nobaddy trow down dem self
inna mi grave an a bawl out &quot;Gungo! Why yuh lef mi! Wooiii. Gungo! Come back! &quot;

Mi noh want dat atall! </div></div>

and if dem don't duh as yuh please yuh nah guh kno nar worry bout it anyhow

[CeaBee]

Re: Your Final Arrangements

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> funeral.
I plan <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> hymns.
Furder more, knowing how some Jamaicans can drag out
&quot;Abide wid me&quot; dat is definitely NAT going to be in <span style="font-weight: bold">my</span> service.

And di reason why I want mi burial private
is because mi noh waan nobaddy trow down dem self
inna mi grave an a bawl out &quot;Gungo! Why yuh lef mi! Wooiii. Gungo! Come back! &quot;

Mi noh want dat atall! </div></div>

u need fi have a chat wid mr gungo then