It is almost midnight and it is 86F... So u can imagine whe

[evanovitch]

tomarra a go start at and wen di sun really wake up , a dat a go be di real bun-fyah..mi
no even wan tink how hot inside di house is as smaddy tun awf fi air , an tun awn oven so bake...is like sauna

[Nylah]

Re: It is almost midnight and it is 86F... So u can imagine whe



not that I am laffing after u but.....

[evanovitch]

Re: It is almost midnight and it is 86F... So u can imagine

Lissen dis n tell mi if it soun righted to u... Di air naw wuk automatically...it naw cool, pause,cool, pause etc...it juss a blow cool all di while.. Di man seh it could be leaking nitrogen.. So mi haffi a get up so pause it ever so often r else u can imagine di bill....mi goat n come bak eena one heat inside while di outside hot said way

[Nylah]

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that dont sound too right

not that I am an expert but why cant he see where the nitrogen is leaking if indeed it is?

my a/c runs thru the furnace and soon as i turned it on today it blow pure cold air

lawd that is miserable to try and sleep when it is well hot round here

[MarieK]

Re: It is almost midnight and it is 86F... So u can imagine

wake up ina comfort of ac guh try awn clothes inna comfort of ac guh gym an sweat suh mi draw fi mi bawt suit swim in di pool an guh back a mi yaad in comfort of mi ac and now milaydung a igle wid unni in di comfort a mi ac

[Nylah]

Re: It is almost midnight and it is 86F... So u can imagine

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Queen_of_d_A</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wake up ina comfort of ac guh try awn clothes inna comfort of ac guh gym an sweat suh mi draw fi mi bawt suit swim in di pool an guh back a mi yaad in comfort of mi ac and now milaydung a igle wid unni in di comfort a mi ac

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[MarieK]

Re: It is almost midnight and it is 86F... So u can imagine

Sunday morning in Bronx, New York. The church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors
burst open; a black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two people. One is the Pastor, the other is a Jamaican.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, &quot;You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me.
But YOU (points to the Jamaican), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?&quot;

The Jamaican crosses one leg over the other and replies, &quot;See one, see de other! I been married to you bredda for 36 years!&quot;

[MarieK]

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An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of Gizzadas.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the Gizzada was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a Gizzada at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife......
'Move yu back-side!&quot; she said, &quot;Dem ya a fe you nine-nite.&quot;

[MarieK]

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unnu need fi guh unnu bed