Buenos Aires: A Good Place to Play Cards and Keep Mistresses
by Adam Klappholz
VF
Unlike in Las Vegas, it seems as if whatever happens south of the Equator doesn’t necessarily stay there. Last week, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared for a brief Argentine sojourn with a mysterious lover named “Maria.” While Governor Sanford’s vacation seemed to be quite, er, “magnificent” based on a Shakespearean-like e-mail that Sanford wrote to his mistress, <span style="font-weight: bold">President Bill Clinton had a somewhat different Buenos Aires experience last week</span>. Andrea Ricon, a former contestant on the Argentinean version of Big Brother, claims to have given Bubba a “hot” dance during the ex-presidente’s trip to raise money for his foundation the Clinton Global Initiative. Rincon claims that the “hot” dance lasted five minutes and included a shower onstage, with no nudity involved. (Who takes a shower with clothes on?) Clinton’s people are adamantly denying these allegations. His alibi? That he was back at the hotel playing the card game “Oh, Hell.” Hopefully Clinton thought to invite Governor Sanford to the Oh, Hell match.
[/quote]
by Adam Klappholz
VF
Unlike in Las Vegas, it seems as if whatever happens south of the Equator doesn’t necessarily stay there. Last week, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared for a brief Argentine sojourn with a mysterious lover named “Maria.” While Governor Sanford’s vacation seemed to be quite, er, “magnificent” based on a Shakespearean-like e-mail that Sanford wrote to his mistress, <span style="font-weight: bold">President Bill Clinton had a somewhat different Buenos Aires experience last week</span>. Andrea Ricon, a former contestant on the Argentinean version of Big Brother, claims to have given Bubba a “hot” dance during the ex-presidente’s trip to raise money for his foundation the Clinton Global Initiative. Rincon claims that the “hot” dance lasted five minutes and included a shower onstage, with no nudity involved. (Who takes a shower with clothes on?) Clinton’s people are adamantly denying these allegations. His alibi? That he was back at the hotel playing the card game “Oh, Hell.” Hopefully Clinton thought to invite Governor Sanford to the Oh, Hell match.
[/quote]
Comment