di hostess deserve a cut yeye and a kiss tooth?

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: di hostess deserve a cut yeye and a kiss tooth?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a dat mi a seh. wud mek mi wonder ef when she a do laundry she throw in di drawz weh have skid marks wid di cloth dinner napkins fi mek up a load of lights.

den here u are a nyam outta di dawg bowl and wipe u face wid di remnants from har husban butt



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi probably wouldn't eat there again. to a certain extent u haffi tek ppl hygiene and sanitation on trust when u eat a dem yaad. but if smaddy ting dem dog bowl - clearly labelled fi di dawg - is interchangeable with regular bowls and worthy of giving a <span style="font-weight: bold">guest</span>, then dem deh signal deh about nassiness woulda too strong fi ignore. </div></div> </div></div>

[FrenchTickla]

Re: di hostess deserve a cut yeye and a kiss tooth?



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">jeezam FT, tek time wid di graphicness nuh!

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waaii

[kia027]

Re: di hostess deserve a cut yeye and a kiss tooth?

if a mi , mi woulda refuse and seh no thank you and get up and leave cause- as a hostess she mus know by now even if she personally noh see nuttin wrang wid dog bowl den a she fi nyam from ie.

Secondly if she had any kinda broughtupsy she would know seh animal bowls and people bowls doan mix no matta how much the dishwasher sterilise stuff


I have noticed a trend here stateside where people have significant bad manners and common courtesy has gone by the wayside

[britisha]

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Dat oooman is loco, plain and simple...


who want to hear di joke bout wan ooman a Hinglan?


Mi noh waan divert FT chred...mek mi know.

[FrenchTickla]

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dis thread dead now anyway. tell do joke

[Sinco01]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">if a mi , mi woulda refuse and seh no thank you and get up and leave cause- as a hostess she mus know by now even if she personally noh see nuttin wrang wid dog bowl den a she fi nyam from ie.

Secondly if she had any kinda broughtupsy she would know seh animal bowls and people bowls doan mix no matta how much the dishwasher sterilise stuff


<span style="font-weight: bold">I have noticed a trend here stateside where people have significant bad manners and common courtesy has gone by the wayside </span>
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[Yvonne N.]

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Agreed; that's what I keep saying.

Plain nastiness simply because standards gone awry.

[Yvonne N.]

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It's not much different from that of washing your hair in the kitchen sink, tasting the food with spoon and re-dipping
or
washing your underwear in the cooking pot
(as one girl from a foreign country attested to me in high school).

Lawks...haven't we progressed?

[britisha]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dis thread dead now anyway. tell do joke </div></div>

French, mi did tell it here long long ago, but it isn't really a joke...

A friend of mine who was studying in England accompanied her class mate home for the weekend.

The classmate's Mom served tea in the living room and left the two a dem talking. My hoity toity friend, for some strange reason said she insisted to go with her friend who took the tray back to the kitchen. mi noh membah why she said she did it...but, when they entered the kitchen she noticed that Mom was washing the dishes.

She said she got there just in time to see the cat chitting on the window sill over the sink, and Mom took the dishrag and scooped up the cat chit and continued washing the dishes with the same rag as if nothing happened.

She said she almost fainted, feigned being sick...although she might have really been, and caught the next train back to London.

When shi tel mi dat deh storie, a naily ded..

[diabolical_Tanya]

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and at both FT an Britisha stories

I can't belive smaddy woulda really eat outta dem dawg dish MUCH less use it to serve GUEST inna dem yaad. sittin noh sound right FT sarry but mi tink dem did intend to purposly insult yu fren.

And Britisha I just can't imagine a cat ishing on a window sill...dat noh sound right needa

[britisha]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> and at both FT an Britisha stories

I can't belive smaddy woulda really eat outta dem dawg dish MUCH less use it to serve GUEST inna dem yaad. sittin noh sound right FT sarry but mi tink dem did intend to purposly insult yu fren.

And Britisha I just can't imagine a cat ishing on a window sill...dat noh sound right needa </div></div>

Welllll, I've never owned a cat, so who knows, maybe dem bruk him fi doo doo pan di window sill and nevah corrected it...diss is years ago before dem haff kitty litter box...


Mi noh think they intended to insult her..is fass shi fass mek shi hen up innah di kitchen, and fortunately her fassniss paid off dis time.

Di cat chitting on the windowsill is one thing...di ooman using the dishrag fi clean it up is anadda ting..scary

This now brings to memorie, I went with &quot;a friend&quot; to deliver something in B'klyn years ago..Very sweet people who wanted my friend to stay awhile, and offered me a drink...mi refused politely for mi yeye dem did arreddi scout di place.. .

By this time there was a tot of about two years who had on NO pampers nor diaper, nutt'n, juss him batty siddung pan di naked wood on the dining table while the father sat on a chair at the table. Mi seh tuh miself seh, but a wha dis? A whey him know dem ppl yah fram?

Laawed Jeezaz, the baby bwouy go lean forward...hope yuh ready...when him lean forward, no doodoo misi innah him bottom an on his butt!!! Mi juss signal mi fren fi cum mek wi leave before wi get a &quot;tikkit.&quot;

He said he saw it as well, but was so shocked, even hiff him wanted to say sommething, he couldn't...

Wheddah yuh wwaan believe dis, hey !!

Dat deh table mussie be where dem serve many &quot;visitors&quot;


how about that?? Go figgah.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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mi belive yu pan dat one because mi know people like dat dem change diaper pan di dining table AND di kitchen counter

dats why mi haffie know smaddy real good fi even drink ice wata from dem kitchen is a damn shame man.

[britisha]

Re: di hostess deserve a cut yeye and a kiss tooth?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi belive yu pan dat one because mi know people like dat dem change diaper pan di dining table AND di kitchen counter

dats why mi haffie know smaddy real good fi even drink ice wata from dem kitchen is a damn shame man. </div></div>

Adults really do that?

At least di lillie bwouy didn' know wot him doing, but fi parents to duh dat...yuck...dats why mi is very particulah whey pawwt and a whoofah yaawd mi eat...or who cook an bring food a work fi oddas eat.

[FrenchTickla]

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smaddy did suggest dat di hostess was delivering a personal insult to di guy and it totally possible. but if she wuk wid him spouse and want a good working relationship, wah mek she wudda do dat? unless di spouse a cyarry dem business go gi har

britisha, mi totally believe u story dem.

here dis, one day mi sistren (a fellow yawdie who up yah inna di northwest) call mi and seh seh mad bad . one coworker come in awfa di road and happen fi step inna dawg business. di ooman tek awf har shoes and start wash it off inna di kitchen sink

[Nunya]

Re: di hostess deserve a cut yeye and a kiss tooth?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> u and u husband/wife get invited to dinner at dem coworker house. after the main course hostess start pass roun ice cream . u notice seh fi u bowl have paw print pon it and di words &quot;good dawg&quot;.

u kindly aks har if she a feed u outta dawg dish and she seh &quot;we don't treat our dawgs any different from our kids . it's been washed with the other dishes in di dishwasher&quot;.
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I worked for a guy once, who would have his dog lick the plates clean. When he saw my face, he told me to get over it cause a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's...