Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

[evanovitch]

Two St Catherine females have been banished from their community after they were alleged to have been caught engaging in oral sex.

The spectacle unfolded at the Rivoli community in Spanish Town on Friday.

Reports reaching THE STAR are that about noon the mother of one of the young women left her 19-year-old daughter at home to run an errand.

She returned home unexpectedly and almost fainted when she heard strange panting sounds inside her house.

After entering the house she could not contain her anger when she saw her daughter naked along with an older woman. Her daughter's head was buried between the other woman's legs.

In her distress, the mother is said to have began shouting and this caused a number of curious onlookers to converge on the home.

The frightened females are said to have left the area and have not been seen since.

When THE STAR visited the community a few days after the incident, residents gave mixed reactions to the occurrence.

''If them want to eat themselves to death this is not the place, yu si mi boss,'' Mark said.

Another resident said; "You can imagine in the boiling sun ... dem need God.''

Checks at the Spanish Town Police Station revealed that while the matter was not officially reported and is not being investigated the police have heard of it.

[mountaingal]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

the saving grace of jamaican journalism is the willingness of reporters to seek out and report the unabashed sayings of the jamaican ppl.

[julie*mango]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

I am amused at the fact that the star has dedicate precious man hours to investigate the dining habits of these alleged perpetraitors.

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">''If them want to eat themselves to death this is not the place, yu si mi boss,'' Mark said.

Another resident said; &quot;You can imagine in the boiling sun ... dem need God.''</div></div>

<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">LOL!</span>

[mountaingal]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

den no muss, skelly? a dat sell paper enuh.

mi still a try deal wid di statement about the boiling sun.

[Dyoll_73]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">''If them want to eat themselves to death this is not the place, yu si mi boss,'' Mark said.

Checks at the Spanish Town Police Station revealed that while the matter was not officially reported and is not being investigated the police have heard of it.</div></div>



Well, technically, lesbian sex is not illegal in Jamaica. I can understand why.

[evanovitch]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> the saving grace of jamaican journalism is the willingness of reporters to seek out and report the unabashed sayings of the jamaican ppl.
</div></div>

cyan leff out di Star ...fi real.... U cannot beat dem 'man pon di street' heartfelt fuss response...deadly mi a tell u....a deh so di biggest laff come from wen smaddy a read di Star eena di bar etc

[blugiant]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humano</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">''If them want to eat themselves to death this is not the place, yu si mi boss,'' Mark said.

Checks at the Spanish Town Police Station revealed that while the matter was not officially reported and is not being investigated the police have heard of it.</div></div>



Well, technically, lesbian sex is not illegal in Jamaica. I can understand why. </div></div>

dem gitt wey eezzeeeeee. natt illgegal butt communitee standards applie. fiyah affii bunn

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
dem gitt wey eezzeeeeee. natt illgegal butt communitee standards applie. fiyah affii bunn </div></div>I thought you said some Jamaicans don't express violence towards persons who deemed different?

[Dyoll_73]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humano</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">''If them want to eat themselves to death this is not the place, yu si mi boss,'' Mark said.

Checks at the Spanish Town Police Station revealed that while the matter was not officially reported and is not being investigated the police have heard of it.</div></div>



Well, technically, lesbian sex is not illegal in Jamaica. I can understand why. </div></div>

natt illgegal butt communitee standards applie. fiyah affii bunn </div></div>

So-called &quot;community standards&quot; can be unconstitutional. Two consenting adults (the younger women even more 'consenting' ) doing their thing in private. Nobody's business.

[Nylah]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humano</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humano</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">''If them want to eat themselves to death this is not the place, yu si mi boss,'' Mark said.

Checks at the Spanish Town Police Station revealed that while the matter was not officially reported and is not being investigated the police have heard of it.</div></div>



Well, technically, lesbian sex is not illegal in Jamaica. I can understand why. </div></div>

natt illgegal butt communitee standards applie. fiyah affii bunn </div></div>

So-called &quot;community standards&quot; can be unconstitutional. Two consenting adults (the younger women even more 'consenting' ) doing their thing in private. Nobody's business. </div></div>

Yeah as long as you get to watch right

[julie*mango]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

so Blu...yu eat awnda 2 foot table?

[Tuff Gong]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humano</div><div class="ubbcode-body">doing their thing in private. Nobody's business. </div></div>Yes her mom had a slight problem with the <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">panting noises</span>!

[evanovitch]

Re: Mi haafi laff at wat di naybas seh..fi real

u undastan eena di broad a day wen man n man deh a wuk n sun a shine n all dis a gwane mi can literally hear dem a cuss n mek pure joke unintentionally

[Boricua_papi]

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Soh whe mi caan get a copy of di Star ova heresoh?