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Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let
liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a
choice!"
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks "How many people are flying with you ?"
Paddy replies "I don't know! Its your bloody plane!"
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I
want don't you ?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole [censored]' bed by the looks of it!"
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Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?
A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you
get a dodgy one!
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Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not
servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was
a death trap!
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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whos head was found on Arbroath
beach was asked to identify her. A detective held up the head to which
point Paddy said "I don't think that's her, she wasn't that tall!"
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Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking
like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you
do ?"
Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like
it!"
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.
"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"
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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick say "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "What's his name ?"
Mick replies "Miles, from London !" -
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.
"Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"
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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick say "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "What's his name ?"
Mick replies "Miles, from London !"
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dem two yah got mi
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>
<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">LOL!</span>Comment
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The region knows how to make the best of what they have in bad times and in good.
When last any of you ever had hot rice and butter or crushed green banana rolling in butter? Maybe not for a little while because you don't have to think about <span style="font-style: italic">fixing something to eat</span> with all the food courts and restaurants you have availabe <span style="text-decoration: underline">and the money </span>to purchase.
We have to think about stuff like that based on our budgets...so we get back to the roots or we get creative...and are happy in the process.
I went to get some new tires the other day and as I rolled up, the fellas at the garage had healthy <span style="text-decoration: underline">used </span>tires waiting for me. Someone had just gone ahead of me and upgraded so they saved his excellent tires for me.
Of course I was happy!
Maybe trite but true...that's how it goes...sense of community and people looking our for you..most of the time!
Jamaicans happy...believable!!
Let it remain that way!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Ahmidis</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The region knows how to make the best of what they have in bad times and in good.
When last any of you ever had hot rice and butter or crushed green banana rolling in butter? Maybe not for a little while because you don't have to think about <span style="font-style: italic">fixing something to eat</span> with all the food courts and restaurants you have availabe <span style="text-decoration: underline">and the money </span>to purchase.
We have to think about stuff like that based on our budgets...so we get back to the roots or we get creative...and are happy in the process.
I went to get some new tires the other day and as I rolled up, the fellas at the garage had healthy <span style="text-decoration: underline">used </span>tires waiting for me. Someone had just gone ahead of me and upgraded so they saved his excellent tires for me.
Of course I was happy!
Maybe trite but true...that's how it goes...sense of community and people looking our for you..most of the time!
Jamaicans happy...believable!!
Let it remain that way! </div></div>
Simplistic drivel.... you can eat any food you like when you can afford to buy anything you like.Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic">Drawn by Sir Chevah MacDonal </span></span></span>Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic">Drawn by Sir Chevah MacDonal </span></span></span></div></div>
I actually think Sir Chevah was a spy, otherwise why the hell would he visit a Women’s Prison, <span style="font-style: italic">(to see mostly British Women)</span>, on a mainly touristy visit?Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic">Drawn by Sir Chevah MacDonal </span></span></span></div></div>
I actually think Sir Chevah was a spy, otherwise why the hell would he visit a Women’s Prison, <span style="font-style: italic">(to see mostly British Women)</span>, on a mainly touristy visit? </div></div>
Maybe he was on his way the Rose Hall great house, when he was informed that some of his country folk were imprisoned in the local jail,
so he decided to pay them a visit. He was so shocked by what he saw, that he decided to skip Rose Hall?Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-style: italic">Drawn by Sir Chevah MacDonal </span></span></span></div></div>
I actually think Sir Chevah was a spy, otherwise why the hell would he visit a Women’s Prison, <span style="font-style: italic">(to see mostly British Women)</span>, on a mainly touristy visit? </div></div>
Maybe he was on his way the Rose Hall great house, when he was informed that some of his country folk were imprisoned in the local jail,
so he decided to pay them a visit. He was so shocked by what he saw, that he decided to skip Rose Hall? </div></div>...nah I think he was <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">scent</span>!
...but we have the bad conditions so it it our fault!Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: uswe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tuff Gong</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That must have been some <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">scent</span> to "attract" Sir Chevah all the way to the Rock from good old Blighty? We need to bottle and sell the stuff!Originally posted by usweComment
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TG:
I am not following you..please explain. You know that I'll listen to you without malice.
In your statement, the operative words are "when you can afford" and I am saying that <span style="text-decoration: underline">when you can afford things</span> you don't have to think about how creative you have to be with your budget(<span style="font-style: italic"> as per the man in the comic strip)</span> to acquire them.
One can become more bored and disgruntled very readily when everything's at one 's fingertips...
but...
when you have to think about how wisely to spend the little money you may have
one has to become more selective in as simple a thing as <span style="font-style: italic">eating</span>.
<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-style: italic">Maybe the simplistic drivel is exactly what makes us so happy. We speak according to time and place without any need to impress anyone with our intellectual capabilites, yours of which I am impressed.</span></span>
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Ahmidis</div><div class="ubbcode-body">TG:
I am not following you..please explain. You know that I'll listen to you without malice.
In your statement, the operative words are "when you can afford" and I am saying that <span style="text-decoration: underline">when you can afford things</span> you don't have to think about how creative you have to be with your budget(<span style="font-style: italic"> as per the man in the comic strip)</span> to acquire them.
One can become more bored and disgruntled very readily when everything's at one 's fingertips...
but...
when you have to think about how wisely to spend the little oney you may have
one has to become more selective in as simple a thing as <span style="font-style: italic">eating</span>.
<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-style: italic">Maybe the simplistic drivel is exactly what makes us so happy. We speak according to time and place without any need to impress anyone with our intellectual capabilites, yours of which I am impressed.</span></span>
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You don't need my explanation you have explained what you meant. I just think it is simplistic and dangerously simplistic. This is no reflection on you and <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">I meant no malice</span>.Comment
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Okay.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The challenge for the west, the report says, is not to keep increasing incomes but to aim for more meaningful lives and stronger social ties. </div></div>
Perhaps worth repeating...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Ahmidis</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Okay.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The challenge for the west, the report says, is not to keep increasing incomes but to aim for more meaningful lives and stronger social ties. </div></div>
Perhaps worth repeating...
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Obviously if you quote the opinion without applying it Jamaica you will have accepted a premise that when put under a microscope is diametrically opposed to what Jamaica has become.
The Unions in Jamaica have collectively managed to get waged increases, the lives of ordinary Jamaicans have become almost meaningless and Social ties have all but evaporated.
With the country perennially atop the Murder Capital of the World list I don’t see how anyone can believe that Jamaican life have not been cheapened.
As to social ties in days gone by it would be rare when Jamaicans at home had to depend on Western Union to transfer the precious Remittance, a friend of a friend, twice removed was all that was needed and partner draw was the means by which many Jamaicans make improvement to self or property. Today it is for the most part different we have become untrustworthy to each other and ready victims to mass cons because we would rather out our faith in Ponzi Schemes, charlatans and soothsayers than family and community.
This is not to say the study is inaccurate, but it more the picture of the Cartoon, we have got to point where bizzaro world meet everyday reality. Upside down, inside is out.Comment
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