ooman teaches dog fii read

[blugiant]

Re: ooman teaches dog fii read

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
For your information, that same youth worked for me at the electronic store when I was a department manager...not too smart I guess </div></div>

yu reallee shood check out sum aff yu boss ann see iff dem wass jocks inn iigh school. yu knoo dat athletes graduate at a iigha rate dan moas.

[Phatty]

Re: ooman teaches dog fii read

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
For your information, that same youth worked for me at the electronic store when I was a department manager...not too smart I guess </div></div>

yu reallee shood check out sum aff yu boss ann see iff dem wass jocks inn iigh school. yu knoo dat athletes graduate at a iigha rate dan moas. </div></div>

Ofcourse, football is so much more important!

[WitchyOoman]

Re: ooman teaches dog fii read

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WitchyOoman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
What's wrong with teaching a smart dog to read?
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yu juss jealous dat midnite add too repeat furst grade inn obeedeence school

wah gawn witchee mii awlways knoo yu too fiesty fii mekk anneeting stapp yu </div></div>
A blakk lie dat, man!!

Midnight went thru Obedience university at Saint Hubeert's Giralda, in stoosh madison, NJ... and he passed - the first time - with flying colors in:
Puppy Kindergarten
Basic Obedience
Advanced Obedience
S&amp;R

True!

I have the Good Canine Citizenship award, as well as all of his certificates of 'graduation'.

And I'm thousands of dollars poorer for it, too.


He can't read.
But he <span style="text-decoration: underline">does</span> speak American English, Patois, Russian, Yiddish, and German.
And he can use a computer... cell phone... hook up a digital converter box... string stereo speaker wire... and drive a small truck.

He's a <span style="font-style: italic">smart</span> terrier mix, and don't mistake that!




I guess I am too feisty, LOL

I'm out of my wheelchair... off of my scooter... and not using my whalker any more. I still need the quad cane. But, I'm up on my own tow feet, again! :banana:

12 surgeries, and housands and thousands of dollars' worth of meds later. But I'm walking again. I'm too feisty to stay in a wheel chair.

Midnight's fine. 16 1/2 years old... but fine.

Mr Witchy is also well.

You look good in your new suit. Blakk becomes you even better than blu did.