True confessions...what are some strange things you do?

[Phatty]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I go to my Granmere's grave sit and cry even though we had a love hate relationship when she was alive. I still cannot get past that point no matter how hard I try Why cant I move on.... </div></div>

Girl this ain't dear K

There is nothing strange when you cry for your Mama. I cry every August for mine (That's when she left me).


Come hush...

[Stormmey]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I go to my Granmere's grave sit and cry even though we had a love hate relationship when she was alive. I still cannot get past that point no matter how hard I try Why cant I move on.... </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Girl this ain't dear K </span>
There is nothing strange when you cry for your Mama. I cry every August for mine (That's when she left me).


Come hush... </div></div>

Tek this fee yu remark bout this aint DearK
Then this for your hugs

[Stormmey]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I've been accused of having a Jamaican, Brooklyn, Miami, Atlanta accent all rolled up into one. So my sentences sometimes sound weird. </div></div>I will confess that I moved to the tristate area straight from Jamaica and those people scared the Jamaican right out of my mouth. When I left I was draaagin my words and conjoining words and saying yaaa'all with a real southern drawl. so just imagin that combined with patois and moving to Canada &quot;eh&quot; </div></div>

Yes!! I can just imagine the looks you got from us Canadian &quot;eh&quot;,

[Phatty]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I go to my Granmere's grave sit and cry even though we had a love hate relationship when she was alive. I still cannot get past that point no matter how hard I try Why cant I move on.... </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Girl this ain't dear K </span>
There is nothing strange when you cry for your Mama. I cry every August for mine (That's when she left me).


Come hush... </div></div>

Tek this fee yu remark bout this aint DearK
Then this for your hugs </div></div>

Si wah nex' love hate relationship deh come yah

[halfwaytree]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was in a bar last night when I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 'releases' to the beat.

After a few seconds I noticed that everybody was staring at me.



Then remembered: I was listening to my iPod.



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[Emperah]

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strange, mek mi tink pan dis

[KgnJa69]

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Mi cry when mi watch emotonal moovie

Mi noh watch scary moovies, cah mi gurantee fi ha nightmere when mi go sleep... mi always end up inna di moovie inna mi dream Dis ongle happen wid horrow moovies and not romantic ones

Mi sleep walk more time... especially after mi drink two beer.
Mi a sleep a dis ting house one night (after a few cold ones), gitup open har door and deh outa doa stiff stone naked inna di driveway... she wake up when di alarm start rail All now mi noh hear noh alarm!

[Phatty]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Scarface</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi cry when mi watch emotonal moovie

Mi noh watch scary moovies, cah mi gurantee fi ha nightmere when mi go sleep... mi always end up inna di moovie inna mi dream Dis ongle happen wid horrow moovies and not romantic ones

Mi sleep walk more time... especially after mi drink two beer.
Mi a sleep a dis ting house one night (after a few cold ones), gitup open har door and deh outa doa stiff stone naked inna di driveway... she wake up when di alarm start rail All now mi noh hear noh alarm!

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Not to self: Lock di gate when Scareface come ova

[KgnJa69]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lock di gate when Scareface come ova </div></div> Dis remind mi of another incident way back inna di dayz... mi come home toasted and tek di heavy, heavy mahagony desk inna mi room and block di door. Next morning when mi gitup, mi couldn't move ie fi open di doa fi goh tek a leak Mi just pis inna waah cup and go back a bed go get rid adi hengova Dats why mi try fi live inna house wid master on main

[LiteBlonde]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: monk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I routinely steal sugar in the raw packages from <span style="font-weight: bold">Starbucks.</span>

I walk in, order a signature hot chocolate- which is the only beverage they have worth purchasing- then go to the stand and just fill up my pockets. If anyone looks at me I just say I like to cut it a little bit to take out some of the bitterness.

But seriously, who puts sugar in their hot chocolate. But 9 times out of 10 none of the staff say or notice.

My biggest caper was on a recent road trip to the south. I was wearing cargo pants with vented pockets. They don't know anything about sugar stealing down there. I got both stations in no time. <span style="font-weight: bold">On my way out I told them they were out of sugar.</span> </div></div>

My BBF do that with their toilet paper.

Problem presented itself tho when she told the cashier (who was working alone) that there was no toilet paper in the ladies room, and the cashier said, <span style="font-style: italic">What? R U sure? I just put two rolls in there right before you went it.</span> SHAME!

[LiteBlonde]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was in a bar last night when I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 'releases' to the beat.

After a few seconds I noticed that everybody was staring at me.



Then remembered: I was listening to my iPod.

</div></div>



When I fart in my office I usually spritz some perfume and it never fails, in walks someone (usually the same fool) talking bout, <span style="font-style: italic">sniff-sniff, now that is a strange smelling perfume you're wearing today Dottie, which one is that? </span>

[twiney]

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I snore sometimes and I talk in my sleep and it is normally gibbrish and I know when I'm doin both but just cant wake up to stop it.

[QK13]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: monk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I routinely steal sugar in the raw packages from Starbucks.

I walk in, order a signature hot chocolate- which is the only beverage they have worth purchasing- then go to the stand and just fill up my pockets. If anyone looks at me I just say I like to cut it a little bit to take out some of the bitterness.

But seriously, who puts sugar in their hot chocolate. But 9 times out of 10 none of the staff say or notice.

My biggest caper was on a recent road trip to the south. I was wearing cargo pants with vented pockets. They don't know anything about sugar stealing down there. I got both stations in no time. On my way out I told them they were out of sugar. </div></div>

Well for what you paid for the Hot Chocolate, they made a 500% profit, the least you can do is recupe some of your losses by liberating their sugar.

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: monk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I routinely steal sugar in the raw packages from Starbucks.

I walk in, order a signature hot chocolate- which is the only beverage they have worth purchasing- then go to the stand and just fill up my pockets. If anyone looks at me I just say I like to cut it a little bit to take out some of the bitterness.

But seriously, who puts sugar in their hot chocolate. But 9 times out of 10 none of the staff say or notice.

My biggest caper was on a recent road trip to the south. I was wearing cargo pants with vented pockets. They don't know anything about sugar stealing down there. I got both stations in no time. On my way out I told them they were out of sugar. </div></div>

BOADWL - everything there is overpriced anyway - so you are just evening things out.

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I say &quot;yuh bombohclot [censored] ho&quot; under my breath when I get an email from a co-worker I am not particular fond of even though I am a feminist and we work for an activist organization in Washington, DC. </div></div>

u need Jeezas!