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Mi inna di hotel restaurant couple days ago, ah nyam ah mi table behind dia guy. Mi look ova an nex ting me si is him pull him foot outa him shoes, streach it out pan wan empty chair an ah massage him toes dem in full view ah every baddi. Now yuh tink seh him wouldah, put him shoe back on right? Nooooo, him lef it deh pan tap ah di chair, while him ah eat. Talk bout low class smaddi.
An before anybaddi goh sey, ah flee-bag hotel mi ah stay at. Noooo, it was at one of the well known "Hilton Homewood Suites", so go figure.
Tudey mi com up inna di office whe mi travel tuh out a town. Mi sit behind dis next guy, ah wan desk. Mi look ova. Whe yuh tink mi si?
Noh di guy sitting deh in front ah mi wid him shoes an sox off. All mi si a pure foot battam an five toes ah stare at mi, an him ah wuk away as happy as can mi.
Ah who ah raise dem people yah deese days?
An before anybaddi goh sey, ah flee-bag hotel mi ah stay at. Noooo, it was at one of the well known "Hilton Homewood Suites", so go figure.
Tudey mi com up inna di office whe mi travel tuh out a town. Mi sit behind dis next guy, ah wan desk. Mi look ova. Whe yuh tink mi si?
Noh di guy sitting deh in front ah mi wid him shoes an sox off. All mi si a pure foot battam an five toes ah stare at mi, an him ah wuk away as happy as can mi.
Ah who ah raise dem people yah deese days?
I am known to tek off mi shoes an run bout di hawfice barefoot from time to time 
So glad my car was fixed in an hour.
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